On today’s SHOW Terry (The Alderman…and apparently new PASTOR of the SHOW) was in the studio. We opened up the phones and let people confess whatever they want to Terry and with the help of Woody and Rizz they dealt out the Hairy Marys. We also had some That Sucks Stories and tried to find some SILVER LININGS. We let you vote on the new GREEN DAY song, rocked a new DRIVE BY WHORING and played PRESS YOUR LUCK! And that’s not even HALF of the stuff we covered! Gotta check the FULL SHOW BLOG TO GET CAUGHT UP!
So Terry (from Big St Charles) actually went to seminary school and was going to be a priest. So, we are using his previous knowledge and we are trying to help out the Ninjas. If you guys have something you want to confess, call in, and let Terry hear your plea and we will hand out some Hairy Marys! CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE
Check out today’s THAT SUCKS STORIES. So, maybe you are thinking your life is terrible and everything is going wrong…read these stories…you’ll feel better. Because these stories will truly have you saying….THAT SUCKS! READ ALL THAT SUCKS STORIES HERE!
Today’s DBW is the 132nd in the list of whores and this is as much as the dudes fault as it is the chicks. Regardless – she is an EXTREME whore, but seriously dude…taking her back THREE TIMES?! COME ON! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!
I don’t know about you……but I LOVE ME SOME SOFIA VERGARA! She plays Jay’s (Ed O’Neil) wife Gloria on the ABC show “Modern Family.” She did a photo shoot, and put on a corset for “Esquire” magazine. Enjoy the results! CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS
You didn’t ask for ‘em, but you got ‘em: Bigger, clearer pictures of the OCTOMOM stripping on Friday night. She was paid $5,000 . . . plus whatever she made in singles. And she attracted 400 customers, which is twice what the club usually gets. SEE THE PICS HERE
We’ve seen worse……but it’s not pretty. Shield your eyes: SNOOKI Tweeted a picture of herself without any makeup. We’re sorry…UPDATE: After carefully viewing this picture, and realizing that SNOOKI wears about 32lbs of makeup, she actually doesn’t look all that bad! Now, we’ve have seen better…but we have seen WAY WORSE! *Cough AnnaLynneMcCord Cough* CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTO
The sheriff in a Texas hill country county says he will not bring animal cruelty charges against a man who carved “suck it” into a horse’s front teeth. But according to the ranch manager the man used a Dremel-like rotary tool to carve the letters in Cowboy the horse’s teeth. He also allegedly carved the letters “RR” in the teeth of a horse named Diablo. SEE THE PICTURE HERE!
There is a NEW segment on the show where we will play you a newer song, or something that is on our radar, and you guys will vote. Should we DUMP IT or PUMP IT?! Dumping it means it’s GARBAGE…Pumpin’ it means TURN IT UP! HEAR THE SONG HERE
This dude who goes by the name playerjames6280 on YouTube says: “It took me 10 years to build up the courage to tell her.” PlayerJames was going to come out to his mom, and tape her reaction for the world to see. Not to spoil the surprise, but suffice it to say this kid’s mother takes her son’s big news extremely well, all things considered. SEE THE VIDEO HERE
Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is PRESS YOUR LUCK! We give you a question – you try and answer. If you get it right – HUZZAH! Prize! If you get it wrong…you have to suffer all the doodie and dong pics because we give out your phone number on the AIR! PLAY THE GAME HERE
Today’s Sports has us chatting about the Cards late game comeback against the Brewers, some NFL signings and arrests, and we talk Kobe Bryant and how he claims that the RAPE CHARGE made him stronger ALL SPORTS HERE
Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting about a Rob Zombie & Marilyn Manson tour, Sarah Silverman willing to scissor for Obama. And some Charlie Sheen news! Plus today’s CRAPPY BDAYS and today’s PORNO BDAY! CLICK HERE TO SEE IT ALL
In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we are chatting about an update on the MAYOR of VALLEY PARK. A dude getting stopped at an airport for having a MEGA HUGE DONGER and some odd dong related news CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE
Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE has us reading one of the crazier stories we’ve had in a while. It involves a love triangle between an adopted father, the son, and the son’s wife. Lets just say it ends with murder and decapitation by way of SHOVEL! CLICK HERE TO SEE THE HOOSHE