WEDNESDAYS CRAP ON CELEBS & TODAY’S PORNO BDAY

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting Rush Limbaugh saying The Dark Knight is a political attack, we talk Sheriff Joe vs. George Lopez, and we have your PORNO BDAYS and today’s CRAP ON CELEBS!

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So a few days ago, there was a joke going around online that the bad guy in “The Dark Knight Rises” is named BANE . . . which is the same name as the firm MITT ROMNEY used to work for. Could that association hurt Romney in the election?  Everyone in the world with even a tiny part of a brain says no.  But yesterday, RUSH LIMBAUGH said he thinks the film INTENTIONALLY named the bad guy Bane as a way of hurting Romney.  Quote, “Do you think it’s accidental that the name of the really vicious fire-breathing, four-eyed whatever-it-is villain in this movie is named Bane? The audience is going to be huge . . . and it’s a lot of brain dead people, entertainment, the pop culture crowd, and they’re going to hear Bane in the movie and they’re going to associate [Romney’s] Bain. And the thought is that when they’re going to start paying attention to the campaign later in the year and OBAMA and the Democrats keep talking about Bain . . . that these people will start thinking back to the Batman movie.” WOW. How retarded. Bane was introduced in the Batman comics in 1993.  He wasn’t plucked out of obscurity for this movie . . . he was even one of the bad guys in the film “Batman & Robin” in 1997. That’s the one with Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze and Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy.  If you don’t remember him, Bane was a super-strong thug working for Ivy. And “Dark Knight” director CHRISTOPHER NOLAN came up with the story for the film two-and-a-half years ago.

During his HBO standup special on Saturday night, GEORGE LOPEZ ripped into Arizona sheriff JOE ARPAIO over his hardline anti-immigration policies. I hope you’re ready to hear this well thought out comedy GOLD…..Specifically, he said, quote, “Sheriff Joe in Arizona, [eff] you, you [effing] puto.  How about that?  [Eff] you.  You fat mother[effer].  [Eff] you.” In case you didn’t know…..although it sounds harmless to your White ears, “Puto” is a homosexual slur in Spanish.  The tamest translation is “male prostitute”. Well, Sheriff Joe has issued a response . . . and it sounds like he wants to FIGHT. He said, quote, “Get some guys, come down here and meet me face to face.  Let’s see how you act then. “What, is he the spokesman for the open border people?  See, I can be funny too.  Now let’s see if he has the guts to meet me and I’ll be happy to take him to a Mexican lunch.”

It’s been just over a week since DirecTV and Viacom couldn’t reach a deal . . . which led to all of the Viacom channels including MTV, VH1, Comedy Central, Nick, and BET disappearing from DirecTV. Viacom ALSO pulled streaming episodes of their shows off the Internet, including “The Daily Show” and “The Colbert Report”.  Yesterday morning, they ended THAT ban, and put the episodes back online.  The fight with DirecTV is still going. On Monday, “The Daily Show” was back after a two-week hiatus, and JON STEWART criticized Viacom and DirecTV. Quote, “Viacom, DirecTV, what are you doing here?  You’ve got ad campaigns blaming people for taking the shows away.  Telling people to rise up and demand it like it’s some kind of basic cable Arab Spring. I’ve got news for you.  It’s not.  None of this matters.  None of this is indispensable.” Viacom said their decision to put the shows back online WASN’T because Stewart blasted them . . . they did it as a promotional tool because the “Daily Show” and “Colbert Report” were coming back with new episodes.

Three weeks ago, Walmart started a promotion . . . The singer, PITBULL aka Mr. Worldwide…..would visit whatever Walmart store in the U.S. got the most “Likes” on its Facebook page. A writer for the “Boston Phoenix” thought it would be funny if the Internet teamed up to send Pitbull to the most REMOTE Walmart possible. So he rallied his readers to “like” the page for the Walmart store in Kodiak, Alaska . . . which is on a small island off the southern part of the Alaskan peninsula. And the readers responded.  The Kodiak Walmart page ended up with more than 70,000 likes, which was more than enough to win the contest . . . and now, Walmart kept its word.  Pitbull is heading to Kodiak, Alaska. All things considered, he took the prank pretty well…..and invited the dude from the “Boston Phoenix” to go WITH HIM on the trip……and he accepted the offer. They’ll be headed to Alaska at the end of the month.

If “American Idol” is desperate to fill its judging panel with basket cases who will get people to tune in hoping to see a train wreck, this might be the break they need. American Idol’s executive producer NIGEL LYTHGOE joked that he wanted CHARLIE SHEEN.  Well . . . it turns out Charlie is INTERESTED. He doesn’t have any music experience . . . but ELLEN DEGENERES didn’t either and she judged one season of “Idol”. On Monday, on “The Tonight Show”, Charlie told JAY LENO that if he was a judge, quote, “I think I could be helpful [and] give these kids some guidance without leading them to a suicide.” Jay responded, quote, “Yeah, if I had a child that needed guidance, I would send him to Charlie Sheen.”

“Finding Nemo” was one of Disney and Pixar’s most successful films . . . And according to reports, “Finding Nemo 2” is finally in the works. They’re looking at a release in 2016.  That would mean a 10-year-old who saw “Finding Nemo” when it was released in 2003 will be 23 years old when the sequel comes out.

WEDNESDAY TV:
CBS:
BIG BROTHER
NBC: AMERICA’S GOT TALENT
FOX: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
TNT: DALLAS

CRAPPY BDAYS:
Vin Diesel – 45
Kristen Bell – 32 
(She was Sarah Marshall in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”) 
Joe Torre – 72
Chace Crawford – 27 
(He’s on a show called “Gossip Girl”) 
John Glenn – 91 
(The first U.S. astronaut to orbit the Earth AND the oldest man ever launched into space . . . at age 77)
Richard Branson – 62
James Brolin – 72
Steve Forbes – 65
Nelson Mandela – 94
Puck – 44 
(The “Real World” star who paved the way for every obnoxious idiot on every reality show ever.  He was back in the news for wrecking his car in 2010 with his 8-year-old son in the car while he was driving drunk . . . and just last year he was arrested for allegedly assaulting his wife.)

 


Leanna Sweet – 25 – Today’s birthday girl has been poked and prodded more than a specimen at Area 51…..in 55 fine films including:
“Dildo Girls Volume 1”
“Cream Crime Volume 4”
“Anal Annihilations Volume 1”
“Footsie Babes Volume 10”
“Backdoor Lovers Volume 1”
“Mad Sex Party: The VIP Room and Tasty Cakes”
“Full Fist”

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