THURSDAYS CRAP ON CELEBS & TODAY’S PORNO BDAY

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting Chick-Fil-A loses a celebrity endorser, and it’s all about the Dark Knight Rises and pissed off Batman fans.  Plus, today’s CRAPPY BDAYS and your PORNO BDAY!

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Chick-Fil-A has lost a customer.  It’s ED HELMS . . . star of “The Office” and the “Hangover” movies.  He’s boycotting the joint because of the apparent anti-gay attitudes of its president Dan Cathy. In a recent interview with a Christian magazine, Cathy was asked about allegations that Chick-Fil-A is actively opposed to gay marriage.  And he responded that the chain is, quote, “guilty as charged.” Cathy also said that in 2010 alone, the company donated nearly $2 million to religious groups that oppose gay marriage. Helms Tweeted, quote, “Chick-Fil-A doesn’t like gay people?  So lame.  Hate to think what they do to the gay chickens!  Lost a loyal fan.” We haven’t heard any other celebrities speak up yet, but the NOH8 campaign has called for a boycott . . . and just about every celebrity in Hollywood has posed for one of those NOH8 photos.

0719_tiki_theatreFred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater … TMZ has learned. According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 78-year-old “Anchorman” star watching last night’s feature … with his penis exposed and in his hand. We’re told Willard was arrested around 8:45PM and booked for lewd conduct.
It was a quick release — we’re told he was out of police custody a short while later.
As for which movie Fred was watching — there are 3 flicks in rotation at the theater … “Follow Me 2,” a XXX parody of “The Client List,” and “Step Dad No. 2.” Willard is best known for his memorable roles in “Best in Show”, “For Your Consideration”, “American Wedding” and “Everybody Loves Raymond.” According to IMDB, Fred is “rumored” to be in pre-production for a movie entitled … “The Yank.”

BROOKE SHIELDS was a virgin until the age of 22.  But it wasn’t necessarily by choice.  In fact, she tried to LOSE IT years earlier to GEORGE MICHAEL. Before you laugh, this was back in his WHAM days, when he was still in the closet. Brooke says they went to dinner together, then during the limo ride home, he put up the partition between them and the driver. Brooke thought it was SEXY TIME . . . quote, “My clothes were practically flying off me.”  But instead of jumping her, George told her he couldn’t have a relationship with her because he had to concentrate on his career.

The bad guy in “The Dark Knight Rises” is named Bane . . . and MITT ROMNEY used to work at a company called Bain.  Some people joked that could hurt him in the election . . . RUSH LIMBAUGH took those jokes seriously. CHRISTOPHER NOLAN, the director, addressed that pseudo-controversy yesterday.  Quote, “I’m not sure how to address something that bizarre, to be honest.  It’s a very peculiar comment to make.” Bane has been a character in the Batman series since 1993, and was featured in “Batman & Robin” back in 1997. Nolan also addressed why “Dark Knight Rises” is going to be in 2D ONLY, not 3D . . . even though that will hurt its revenue. Quote, “I never meet anybody who actually likes the [3D] format, and it’s always a source of great concern to me when you’re charging a higher price for something that nobody seems to really say they have any great love for.” He DID shoot it in IMAX, though, so if you’re DESPERATE to pay more than the standard ticket price, you have that option.

RottenTomatoes.com has suspended user comments on movie reviews of The Dark Knight Rises after readers made threatening remarks about critics who gave the film bad reviews. Matt Atchity, the site’s editor-in-chief, said Tuesday it was the first time RottenTomatoes.com has suspended user comments. He explained, “The job of policing the comments became more than my staff could handle for that film, so we stopped the comments altogether. It just got to be too much hate based on reactions to reviews of movies that people hadn’t even seen.” Although there have been negative reviews, the film still has an 84 percent “fresh” rating overall.

THURSDAY TV:
CBS: BIG BROTHER
FOX: TAKE ME OUT
ABC: WIPEOUT and the season finale of DUETS
FX: ANGER MANAGEMENT, LOUIE and WILFRED
MTV: SNOOKI & JWOWW

CRAPPY BDAYS:
–Anthony Edwards – 50  (Goose in Top Gun….a doc on “ER” and will forever be Gilbert Lowell in “Revenge of the Nerds”)
–Stuart Scott – 47  (ESPN)
–Brian May – 65  (Queen)

 


Coco Velvett – 33 – Today’s birthday girl has swallowed more swords than a side show freak……in 70 fine films including:
“Black Kong Dong Volume 10”
“My Daughter Likes Em Dark Volume 3”
“Armpit Confidential Volume 2”
“Internal Injections Volume 5”
“Squirtamania Volume 16”
“Put Your Feet on My Meat Volume 3”
“Art School Dykes”
“We Wanna Gangbang Your Mom Volume 11”

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