BEST OF THE W.A.R WEEK (07/16 – 07/20)

On this week’s BEST OF THE BLOG AND PODCAST we have a to the brim jam packed blog.  Chicks to check out? Jessica Alba and Mila Kunis?  Ok! Prick Be Trippin? I’m in.  BRAND NEW DUMBASS CONTESTS to play?! YUP! We pretty much covered everything!  Some Friday Fails Stories, Drive By Whoring #132, Bitch Be Trippin, a BRAND NEW crop of Freaks, and of course tons of audio, video, and photos for you to check out on the BEST OF THE WEEK BLOG AND PODCAST!


There are few things in life that are for certain. One of them is Rizz loves Kate Upton. Another thing that is certain, is that you guys – like Rizz – LOVE Kate Upton. What can all of us love? KATE UPTON channeling PAMELA ANDERSON’S”Baywatch” look for “GQ” SEE THE PICTURE HERE

A woman in Ohio wants to get a boob job . . . but she works in a bar and can’t afford the $5,000 to pay for it. So she’s decided to raise the money . . . by PANHANDLING. Every day….37 year old Chrissy Lance goes to in to Akron to beg for money by a stoplight. SEE THIS BROAD HERE!

In case you were wondering, it DID happen: The OCTOMOM STRIPPED. She did two dances at the Playhouse Gentleman’s Club in Hallandale, Florida on Friday night. She played both a DOMINATRIX and a NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS

It’s time for another PATRICO MYSTERY INTERVIEW and this time the dudes threw Patrico HOLLYWOOD LEGEND (Ghostbusters, Blues Brothers, SNL) and CRYSTAL HEAD VODKA FOUNDER Dan Aykroyd! Check out the video (and the fall out that went down) after the interview! SEE THE VID HERE

We got an email from a listener who had a question about ANAL SEX and that led us to talking about SPICING UP YOUR SEXY LIFE. We’ve got some stats on INTIMACY HELP and some other things that you may want to learn yourself on about spicing up your action in the bedroom! Continue reading →

We’ve all heard stories that leave you with no words right? Some stories are just to amazing to be true. And by amazing we mean UNREAL! It leaves you with only one thing the say…and that is…GET THE F$#! OUTTA HERE! CHECK OUT THE FULL STORIES HERE!


So Terry (from Big St Charles) actually went to seminary school and was going to be a priest. So, we are using his previous knowledge and we are trying to help out the Ninjas. If you guys have something you want to confess, call in, and let Terry hear your plea and we will hand out some Hairy Marys! CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE

Check out today’s THAT SUCKS STORIES. So, maybe you are thinking your life is terrible and everything is going wrong…read these stories…you’ll feel better. Because these stories will truly have you saying….THAT SUCKS! READ ALL THAT SUCKS STORIES HERE!

Today’s DBW is the 132nd in the list of whores and this is as much as the dudes fault as it is the chicks. Regardless – she is an EXTREME whore, but seriously dude…taking her back THREE TIMES?! COME ON! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

I don’t know about you……but I LOVE ME SOME SOFIA VERGARA! She plays Jay’s (Ed O’Neil) wife Gloria on the ABC show “Modern Family.” She did a photo shoot, and put on a corset for “Esquire” magazine. Enjoy the results! CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS

You didn’t ask for ‘em, but you got ‘em: Bigger, clearer pictures of the OCTOMOM stripping on Friday night. She was paid $5,000 . . . plus whatever she made in singles. And she attracted 400 customers, which is twice what the club usually gets. SEE THE PICS HERE

We’ve seen worse……but it’s not pretty. Shield your eyes: SNOOKI Tweeted a picture of herself without any makeup. We’re sorry…UPDATE: After carefully viewing this picture, and realizing that SNOOKI wears about 32lbs of makeup, she actually doesn’t look all that bad! Now, we’ve have seen better…but we have seen WAY WORSE! *Cough AnnaLynneMcCord Cough* CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTO

The sheriff in a Texas hill country county says he will not bring animal cruelty charges against a man who carved “suck it” into a horse’s front teeth. But according to the ranch manager the man used a Dremel-like rotary tool to carve the letters in Cowboy the horse’s teeth. He also allegedly carved the letters “RR” in the teeth of a horse named Diablo. SEE THE PICTURE HERE!

There is a NEW segment on the show where we will play you a newer song, or something that is on our radar, and you guys will vote. Should we DUMP IT or PUMP IT?! Dumping it means it’s GARBAGE…Pumpin’ it means TURN IT UP! HEAR THE SONG HERE

This dude who goes by the name playerjames6280 on YouTube says: “It took me 10 years to build up the courage to tell her.” PlayerJames was going to come out to his mom, and tape her reaction for the world to see. Not to spoil the surprise, but suffice it to say this kid’s mother takes her son’s big news extremely well, all things considered. SEE THE VIDEO HERE

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is PRESS YOUR LUCK! We give you a question – you try and answer. If you get it right – HUZZAH! Prize! If you get it wrong…you have to suffer all the doodie and dong pics because we give out your phone number on the AIR! PLAY THE GAME HERE


Would you like to see MILA KUNIS in shorts, bending over the hood of a car? I can help you with that. This might be Rizzuto’s #2 go to girl…..behind Kate Upton….and possibly Blossom. Enjoy. SEE THE PICTURES HERE

ICE-T’S wife COCO has given us some pretty ridiculous views of her gargantuan backside. But a photo she Tweeted the other day might top them all. However, like chicks with boobs so big they’re CLOWN TITS……do you agree (“booty guy” or not) that there is such thing as TOO BIG. Booty guys……do you find this sexy? CLICK TO SEE IT HERE

MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!

Remember MR. WIZARD? He had a kids show called “Watch Mr. Wizard” in the ’50s and ’60s, and another one called “Mr. Wizard’s World” in the ’80s. If you don’t remember him, he was basically a nice old man who did science experiments. But someone posted a montage online where he’s joking around with kids . . . and out of context it looks like he’s just a condescending asshole. So we’ve made him today’s honorary “Douchebag of the Day.” SEE THE VIDEO HERE

Its a brand new round of FAT CHICK SKINNY CHICK. Here is how it works. We have a girl calling in and she will be talking to Woody and Rizz. They have one mission. The mission is simple….can they guess…just by her voice…is she a fat chick or a skinny chick?! PLAY THE GAME HERE!

Seriously, is this the best boss in the world? This guy is paying his employees…TO TAKE A VACATION! That’s awesome! Plus, speaking of the workplace…we are asking you a question, would you ever date someone who was in unemployed?! Continue reading →


So normally on Thursdays we only do BITCH BE TRIPPIN…but there have been some many dudes trippin out in the news that we are switching things up. Ladies…you get a free pass…for now. Because w/ today’s DISCOUNT NEWS, we bring to you, PRICKS BE TRIPPIN! CHECK THEM ALL HERE

Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN! ALL STORIES AND CALLERS HERE!

MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!

Today’s DBW is the 132nd in the list of whores and this is as much as the dudes fault as it is the chicks. Regardless – she is an EXTREME whore, but seriously dude…taking her back THREE TIMES?! COME ON! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

A basketball player at a division-two school in North Carolina called Elizabeth City State University threw down a crazy dunk in a summer league game the other day. He bounced the ball OVER his defender, then caught it like an alley-oop. IN YO’ FACE BITCH! SEE IT HERE

Street luge is when guys ride sleds with wheels down paved roads at crazy speeds . . . sort of like the Olympic luge, but not on ice. And if that isn’t crazy ENOUGH, there’s a video of some guy using a POWERED street luge and getting it to go about 170 MILES AN HOUR. The video is pretty shaky because the camera was mounted on the street luge, which was powered by a Harley-Davidson engine. SEE THE WILD VIDEO HERE

Patrico found this video the other day…’s of some stupid woman in Boston who tried to go up an escalator in her WHEELCHAIR. As soon as she drove onto the first step, it flipped her over backwards, then rolled her around for a while before someone hit the emergency stop button. SEE THE VIDEO HERE

Would you like to see JESSICA ALBA in a bikini, blowing up an inflatable toy?? I can help you with that. NOW ITS JO TIME! She really bounced back from her pregnancy! CHECK IT OUT HERE!

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is a new game on the show. It’s called Guess the State! Same rules as GUESS THE STATE only instead of STATES…its RACES! How well do CAN YOU DO?! PLAY THE GAME HERE!

So we want you to read this story and then vote, should this DAD be today’s DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY?! He is denying his daughter to head to Disneyworld courtesy of the Make-A-Wish foundation. Before you jump to conclusions. Read the story and then vote. MAKE THE CALL HERE


A kid in Ohio got busted for running a MAJOR DRUG cartel inside of his high school.  I mean, this kid was making a TON OF DOUGH.  So this led us to talk about the most trouble that we got into when we were kids.  Read the stories and listen to the callers! SEE IT ALL HERE

Fourteen people were killed and at least 50 others wounded early Friday when a gunman opened fire at a midnight screening of the summer blockbuster ”The Dark Knight Rises” near Denver, authorities and witnesses said. GET MORE DETAILS HERE

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting about Fred Willard and him getting busted for jerkin his gerkin in a porno theater, the VIACOM/DIRECT TV thing ends, and we chat CRAPPY BDAYS and PORNO BDAY! CLICK HERE TO SEE IT ALL

Today in SPORTS we are chatting about the Cards, the Blues, the Rams, and some GOLF, plus Rick Ankiel gets the WORST BDAY PRESENT EVER! ALL SPORTS HERE

St. Louis has a drug problem — not exactly shocking news. New numbers out this week underscore how much worse things are here — and how it’s impacting the economy. Job applicants in the St. Louis area are testing positive for a variety of illegal drugs at a rate that’s 20 percent higher than any other U.S. city. READ MORE ON THIS HERE

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we are chatting about all the BOOZE, BEER, and KRUNKIN CRIMINALS!  Its all stories involving some sort of getting all kinds of BOXED UP DRUNK! CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE

Did you know that ELTON JOHN was born Reginald Dwight?  Or that Margaret Hyra decided she had a better chance of making it if she changed her name to MEG RYAN? If you did then you’d be GREAT at out new game called, “THE NAME GAME!” PLAY THE GAME HERE!

Before VIN DIESEL was either fast OR furious, he was just a young kid with A FULL HEAD OF HAIR. He was a breakdancer AND a wannabe rapper. We’ve got video of his breakdancing and an audio track of him spitting some real sick freestyle.  It’s crazy to think his career just didn’t SKYROCKET after this….. SEE THE VIDEO HERE

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK is going down!  Who will win today’s STORY OF THE WEEK?!  The man who delayed a fight because he had to doodie? The adopted father/son murder decapitation? The couple who traded their baby for a truck OR the drunken stolen scooter wheelchair towin? See them all and see who wins BY CHECKING OUT THE HOOSHE NEWS HERE!

A 58-year-old man in Mississippi drove down the wrong side of the highway and hit a car HEAD-ON.  And another driver got it all on video.The guy broke his shoulder but survived, and the two women in the other car somehow walked away without any serious injuries . . . which is crazy because they were both going about 70 miles an hour straight at each other. SEE THE VIDEO HERE

Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, almost out of no where, MEGA….ULTRA….FAILLLLL! You can read the stories, hear the audio, and watch the videos of ALL the FRIDAY FAIL STORIES!  Plus, listen to Rizz and his “voice of an angel” sing the Friday FAIL THEME SONG! It’s glorious! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!

The latest celebrity exposed is Kim Kardashian. She  was photographed at a salon with no makeup.  So, obviously there is a huge difference in her with makeup and without.  But…in all honesty…Sorry, haters . . . she still looked good. Check it out….. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTO

Back when Warner Bros. was developing the “Batman” movie in the late 1980s, they weren’t thinking of MICHAEL KEATON.  They were actually thinking of taking the campy, comedy tone of the 1960s TV series and casting . . . BILL MURRAY. They ended up changing that after TIM BURTON signed on to direct and took the film to a much darker, more grounded place.  Apparently MEL GIBSON and ALEC BALDWIN were also considered, but they settled on Keaton. SEE IT ALL RIGHT HERE

A family in Washington state, captured a crab.  They’re calling it the “Jesus Crab” because the markings on it look like Jesus.  Or does it?  Looks like a sharpie drawing of Osama bin Laden to us.  You make the call. SEE THE PHOTO HERE

GOT GAME WITH STEVE MANBALLS MASTERS! If you have a video game question or just curious about the latest stuff in gaming…check out the Got Game Segment with Steve “Manballs” Masters. ALL THE GOT GAME STUFF HERE




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