Today in SPORTS we are chatting about the Cards, the Blues, the Rams, and some GOLF, plus Rick Ankiel gets the WORST BDAY PRESENT EVER!


The Cardinals are in action against the Cubs this weekend and kick off the series tonight at 7:15. Kyle Loshe takes the mound for the Cardinals. As a reminder – tomorrow’s game is the game where we had a Craigslist Freak of the Week betting gay sex if the Cubs win for sex with his wife if the Cards win. We’ll update you on how the bet played out on Monday.

Rick Ankiel got a pretty awful birthday present yesterday. The former Cardinals pitcher/outfielder turned 33 and for his birthday…his current team the Washington Nationals…cut him. The team now has 10 days to either trade, outright release, or assign him to the minors.

If you think Dennis Rodman is a douche, it’s probably because it runs in his family. Rodman finally met his father, Philander, who left the family when Dennis was 3, and the dude is a complete boner. He has 29 children with 16 different women and currently lives in Philippines where he runs a bar called Rodman’s Rainbow Obamaburger…which is the most retarded name in the history of restaurants. Rodman was in the Philippines for an exhibition basketball game.

Again – the Open Championship continues in England this morning. As of yesterday – Tiger Woods was tied for 6th and Adam Scott was your leader. You can follow the 2nd round on the Live Leaderboard.

And we’ll wrap up with two local stories. First, former Rams first round draft pick Robert Quinn was arrested for DWI after crashing his ride in Florissant earlier this month. He is one of over TWO DOZEN NFL players have been charged or arrested on crimes this weekend.

And finally – the Blues have reached a 5 year – almost $21 million deal with 25 year old forward T.J Oshie. Oshie tweeted out yesterday, “Couldn’t be more happy to resign for another 5 years with the Blues #bestfansever”

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