SEVEN WEIRD THINGS WE ALL DO BUT NEVER TALK ABOUT [NEAT/FYI]

In case you don’t realize how similar we all are, we’ve got a list here of seven weird things that EVERYONE does.  Basically, it’s stuff you probably do all the time.  You just never talk about it.

 Check out this list…its crazy.  We do every single one them.

#1.)  You Keep Singing Along to a Song After You Leave the Room.  Then when you come back, you see if you’re still in sync with it. 

#2.)  When You’re Writing the Word “Wednesday,” You Sound It Out in Your Head as “Wed-Nes-Day.”  And you probably do the same thing with the word “beautiful.”  You sound it out as B-E-A-U-tiful. 

#3.)  You Write the Wrong Date on a Check So You Look More Responsible.  Like when you’re supposed to mail a check by the first of the month, but you don’t get around to sending it until the third.

#4.)  You’re Cooking Something Like Macaroni & Cheese, and You Throw Away the Package Too Soon.  So you have to dig it out of the trash to look at the directions again.

#5.)  Your Cell Phone Is Covered in Smudges.  So you wipe the screen with your thumb until all the smudge marks are going in the same direction.

#6.)  You Make a Mistake While You’re Entering Your Password on a Website.  But instead of using the backspace key, you delete the whole thing and start over.

#7.)  You Hate the Sound of Your Microwave Beeping.  So you always stop it when there’s one second left.

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2 Responses to SEVEN WEIRD THINGS WE ALL DO BUT NEVER TALK ABOUT [NEAT/FYI]

  1. Otown says:

    Something you guys covered: looking at the time on your phone when you have a watch on

  2. Rick says:

    Peeing in the shower should be on here

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