HEADLINE HOOSHE: D.U.I (DOODIE UNDER THE INFLUENCE)

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY comes from FLORIDA (hooshe), where a DRUNK (hooshe) man stole a car (hooshe) and then decided to take a doodie on the side of the road (VERY HOOSHE!)

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Today’s Headline Hooshe story comes to us…..from Dunedin Florida were last week, 45-year-old Wayne Cosney was DRIVING DRUNK in a STOLEN CAR. And he decided to pull over on the side of a road . . . because he had to poop. So he did. He got out of the car, took off his pants, and dropped a log right there in public.-A witness took a photo and called the cops. (Sorry kids, but that photo was not released to the public.) The cops came to the scene, caught Wayne finishing up . . . then ran the plates and found out the car was stolen. Wayne was arrested and charged with DUI, indecent exposure, and grand theft auto.

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