TUESDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBS & TODAY’S PORNO BDAY

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting about the lead singer of Disturbed making some BOLD comments, Fred Willard speaks out, and a new SEX TAPE in the works?! Plus – we chat CRAPPY BDAYS and PORNO BDAY!

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A six-year-old girl was among the victims in the tragic massacre at the midnight showing of “The Dark Knight Rises” in Aurora, Colorado last week. And there are reports that there were also INFANT CHILDREN in the audience. DISTURBED’S lead singer DAVID DRAIMAN doesn’t understand why children that young were at the theater that late . . . and ranted about it on Twitter. He said, quote, “Give your children up for adoption . . . to responsible parents . . . [or] get a damn babysitter . . . this is why only certain people should be allowed the gift of a child. Too many simply aren’t ready for the responsibility.” David got some heat for that . . . probably because some people thought he was criticizing the parents of the six-year-old who was killed . . . so he clarified his position on Twitter yesterday.

“SINCE APPARENTLY MY RANT IS “NEWS” TO SOME PEOPLE, AND SINCE THE BRAIN DEAD TEND TO PULL WHAT THEY WANT FROM WHATEVER IS SAID, LET ME BE CRYSTAL CLEAR.
 
I HAVE NOTHING BUT THE DEEPEST CONDOLENCES FOR THE FAMILIES OF THE DENVER BATMAN MASSACRE. IT IS SHOCKING BEYOND BELIEF, AND MAY THE PERPETRATOR OF THE CRIME BE FORCED TO TOSS HITLERS SALAD IN HELL FOR ETERNITY.
 
HOWEVER, SEPARATE FROM THE CATASTROPHIC EVENT IS THE NOTION THAT SOMEHOW IT IS ALRIGHT TO TAKE A 3 MONTH OLD INFANT (NOT A 6 YEAR OLD CHILD, ALTHOUGH THAT IS STILL QUESTIONABLE) TO A SHOWING OF ANY MOVIE IS PREPOSTEROUS. FORGET THE FACT THAT A 3 MONTH OLD SHOULD BE SAFE IN BED AT MIDNIGHT, FORGET THE FACT THIER FRAGILE IMMUNE SYSTEMS SHOULDNT BE SUBJECTED TO THE BACTERIAL PETRI DISH THAT IS A MOVIE THEATRE. THE PRIMARY ISSUE IS THE EFFECT THAT MOVIE THEATRE SOUND OFTEN AT DANGEROUS LEVELS OF DB, CAN DO PERMANENT DAMAGE TO A 3 MONTH OLD INFANT’S STILL DEVELOPING HEARING.
 
THIS IS SEPARATE FROM THE MASSACRE, AND IT IS AND WILL REMAIN MY OPINION THAT THOSE WHO WOULD SUBJECT A 3 MONTH OLD CHILD TO IT ARE NOT ONLY IRRESPONSIBLE, ISHY PARENTS, BUT THEY SHOULD ALSO BE CHARGED WITH CHILD ENDAGERMENT.
 
AS CHRIS ROCK SAID, “YOU CAN DRIVE A CAR WITH YOUR FEET IF YOU WANT TO, THAT DON’T MAKE IT A GOOD F**KIN IDEA”.The official opening weekend take for “The Dark Knight Rises” is $161 million. Box office analysts say it could have made another $15 million to $20 million if the tragedy in Colorado hadn’t happened. Warner Brothers is going to make a substantial donation to charities supporting the victims of last week’s shootings. “Ice Age: Continental Drift” was a VERY distant 2nd with $20.4 million. Spider-Man was 3rd, Ted 4th and Brave rounds out the top 5 this week.

FRED WILLARD spoke yesterday about his recent arrest for allegedly JO’ing….I’m sorry, “lewd conduct” inside that porno theater last week. Actually, he didn’t speak . . . he TWEETED. He said, quote, “Wait til u hear my version; much more PG.” Then he cracked a joke about the skin flick he was watching that night . . . quote, “And my review, lousy film, but theater would make a terrific racquetball court. Full story 2 follow.” And although he was fired from the PBS show “Market Warriors”, Willard added that he has NOT been fired from his hosting gig on the ABC improv comedy show “Trust Us With Your Life” . . . which airs tonight. A quick question here: If Fred Willard has a computer and knows how to use it….to Twitter. . . WHAT WAS HE DOING IN A PORNO THEATER?

The rumors were TRUE . . . and now it’s official: MARIAH CAREY will judge “American Idol” next season. Fox confirmed that it’s a done deal yesterday. Initial reports said it’s a one-year deal worth $12 MILLION . . . the same amount JENNIFER LOPEZ got for her first season. But sources tell TMZ she’s getting $18 MILLION. For what it’s worth, sources on the show say Mariah was a, quote, “nightmare to work with” when she was a guest mentor back in Season Seven. But, Fox noted that RANDY JACKSON was “instrumental” in bringing Mariah to “Idol”, which makes sense since he’s her manager.

The Muppets are through with Chick-Fil-A. The Jim Henson Company was providing toys to go along with children’s meals, but they’re dropping their partnership because of the company’s anti-gay marriage stance. Some other quick stuff: MINDY KALING isn’t totally done with “The Office” yet. She says she’ll be on the season premiere “and maybe another episode.” Meanwhile, hot piece of ass SOFIA VERGARA will do a guest spot on “Family Guy” next season. Fox has announced a bunch of other stars who are lending their voices to the network’s animated shows this coming season. For example: Johnny Depp, Jon Hamm and Ryan Reynolds will make appearances on Family Guy next season. And finally. MIKE EPPS will return to play Doug the drug dealer in “The Hangover Part 3”

SNOOP DOGG is releasing a REGGAE album later this year . . . under the name SNOOP LION. (???) It’s called “Reincarnated” . . . and the first single “La La La” is online. You can groove to Snoop Lion’s “La La La”

The details for this year’s Rock Vegas have been announced. The two-day festival is happening September 28th and 29th at the Mandalay Bay Resort . . . and the lineup is pretty impressive. It features: Rob Zombie, Shinedown, Marilyn Manson, Godsmack, Staind, Stone Sour, Papa Roach, Buckcherry, Adelitas Way, All That Remains, P.O.D., Art of Dying and Deuce. For all the details, hit up RockVegasFest.com.

TUESDAY TV:

NBC: AMERICA’S GOT TALENT

FOX: HELL’S KITCHEN and MASTERCHEF

ABC: Fred Willard hosts another new episode of TRUST US WITH YOUR LIFE – Tonight. They re-enact moments Jerry Springer’s life.

DISCOVERY: The season finale of DEADLIEST CATCH

HISTORY: THE GODFATHER LEGACY. Michael Imperioli from “The Sopranos” hosts a look at how the “Godfather” trilogy impacted pop culture. It includes interviews with Francis Ford Coppola, Al Pacino, James Caan, Talia Shire and more.

PATRICO’S MUST SEE SHOW OF THE NIGHT: “E! Entertainment Special Presentation: 15 Awesomest Boy Bands” at 8pm! The best 15 boy bands are counted down.

CRAPPY BDAYS:
–Anna Paquin – 30 (“True Blood”)
–Michael Richards – 63 (Kramer on “Seinfeld”)
–Jennifer Lopez – 43
–Barry Bonds – 48
–Mara Wilson – 25 (The little girl in “Mrs. Doubtfire” and “Matilda”)
–Robert Hays – 65 (Ted Striker in “Airplane”.)
–Torrie Wilson – 37 (Former WWE chick)
–Karl Malone – 49 (Former NBA star)
–Pam Tillis – 55 (Country singer)
–Gallagher – 66
–Lynda Carter – 61 (“Wonder Woman”)
–Chris Sarandon – 70 (Prince Humperdinck in “The Princess Bride”)


Teagan Presley – 27 – Today’s birthday girl has worked more polls than campaign manager…….in 151 fine films, including:
“Teenage Spermaholics Volume 2”
“Funny Boners Volume 3”
“Deeper Volume 2”
“The Art Of Oral Sex Volume 1”
“Weapons of Ass Destruction Volume 3”
“Stick It In My Face Volume 2”
“Hand Solo”

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