WEDNESDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBS & TODAY’S PORNO BDAY

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us talking about the passing of a TV sitcom ICON, and we discuss the movies that make men CRY! Plus, today’s TRULY crappy BDAYS and today’s PORNO BIRTHDAY x TWO!

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SHERMAN HEMSLEY . . . THE star of “The Jeffersons” and the man who made “Honky” a household word . . . died at his home in El Paso, Texas.  He was 74. The cause of death is unknown.  Hemsley did not have a wife or kids. Sherman’s death renders the Jeffersons nearly extinct.  The only major cast member left alive is MARLA GIBBS, who played George’s wisecracking maid Florence.  She’s 81. ISABEL SANFORD, who played George’s wife Weezy, died in 2004. FRANKLIN COVER, who played George’s HONKY neighbor Tom Willis, died in 2006.  ROXIE ROKER . . . who played Tom’s TABOO INTERRACIAL WIFE Helen, died in 1995 (She’s LENNY KRAVITZ’S mom in real life.) PAUL BENEDICT . . . who played the Jeffersons’ British neighbor Harry Bentley . . . died in 2008. Even MIKE EVANS . . . who played George and Weezy’s son Lionel is dead. He died of throat cancer in 2006, when he was only 57 years old.

The cast of “Modern Family” has been negotiating for a pay raise for the past few months . . . and things are NOT going well.  Now, they’re playing hardball. Yesterday, Ty Burrell, Julie Bowen, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet and Sofia Vergara . . . filed a lawsuit, asking to have their contracts voided. Those contracts have them locked in for four more seasons . . . but they want those scrapped in favor of more lucrative deals.  Production on Season Four was supposed to begin yesterday, but the cast didn’t show up, so it was canceled. ED O’NEILL gets paid more than everyone because he was the biggest “name” coming into the show.  But in an act of solidarity, he’s joined them in their holdout.  Of course, he wants more money, too. The fact that the cast is acting together puts a lot of pressure on ABC and the production company, because without ALL of them, there is no show.  The cast of “Friends” used this tactic successfully back in the ’90s to score huge deals. Neither ABC nor the cast has commented on the negotiations.

CHECK OUT THE NEW TRAILER FOR THE BRAND NEW SUPERMAN MOVIE:

CHRISTIAN BALE went to visit victims of the Colorado shooting yesterday. He spent over two hours visiting seven patients who were still being treated for their wounds.  A hospital administrator says, quote, “They are obviously big fans of his movies.  They wanted to see Batman and were really pleased to see Bale.” They didn’t announce or call attention to themselves, and Bale refused to give an interview to a TV news crew that happened to be there.

Kleenex did a survey of women in Australia, and ALL of them said they’d seen their husband or boyfriend tear up at a movie. Only 40% said they’d cried at the birth of their children . . . 25% cried on their wedding day . . . and 10% cried when their favorite sports team lost. Anyway, here are the ten movies most likely to get a guy choked up:
#1.)  “Marley and Me”
#2.)  “Red Dog”: That was an Australian movie released last year . . . about ANOTHER dog that dies.  So apparently that does the trick.
#3.)  “Life is Beautiful”
#4.)  “The Shawshank Redemption”
#5.)  “The Notebook”
#6.)  “Forrest Gump”
#7.)  “Love Actually”
#8.)  “Titanic”
#9.)  “My Sister’s Keeper”:  That’s a Cameron Diaz movie from 2009 by the guy who directed “The Notebook”, about a little girl with leukemia and her organ donor sister.
#10.)  “Toy Story 3”

CRAP ON QUICKIES:
The man who killed JENNIFER HUDSON’S mother, brother and 7-year-old nephew was slapped with three life sentences.

DINA LOHAN is accused of dining and dashing at a charity event.  She claims she was COMPED in exchange for helping to publicize the event.

ALEX TREBEK has returned to “Jeopardy!” after suffering a heart attack last month.

According to a new survey by AskMen.com, GEORGE CLOONEY is the celebrity most suited to be president.  He was chosen by 35% of men and 46% of women. But they were split on their second-place picks.  Men went with JAY-Z, with 20%.  For women it was TOM BRADY, with 27%. The rest of the men’s picks, in this order, were: Conan O’Brien, 14%; Tom Brady,  12% Louis C.K.,  10%; and Dr. Oz.,  9%. And for the women, it was: Conan O’Brien,  9%; Dr. Oz,  7%; Louis C.K.,  6%; and Jay-Z,  5%.

WEDNESDAY TV:
NBC: AMERICA’S GOT TALENT,
THE CLIO AWARDS: WORLD’S BEST COMMERCIALS & JIMMY FALLON’S PRIMETIME MUSIC SPECIAL
CBS: BIG BROTHER
FOX: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
TNT: DALLAS

CRAPPY BDAYS:
–D.B. Woodside – 43  (Was President Wayne Palmer on “24”.)
–Matt LeBlanc – 45  (He’s currently playing a fictionalized version of himself in “Episodes” on Showtime . . . for which he’s already won a Golden Globe and been nominated for an Emmy.)


Tera Patrick – 36  – was once married to the dude from BIOHAZARD by has is most known for being on her back in 116 fine films including:
Footlovers Only
Real Golden Showers Vol 13
Nice Rack Vol 4
Open Wide and Say Ahh
Tera Patrick a.k.a Filthy Whore

Gail Force – 46 – has had her genitals THRASHED in over 184 fine films including:
Oral Majority
Sex 5th Avenue
Chambers of Whore Vol 2
Black to the Future
Starship Intercourse
Erectnophobia
The Hills Have Thighs
Coming In America

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