BITCH BE TRIPPIN (07/26/12) [AUDIO]

Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN!

HERE ARE TODAY’S BITCH BE TRIPPIN STORIES AND CALLERS! LISTEN BELOW:
[audio http://media.1057thepoint.com/Podcasts/1526/Bitch%20Be%20Trippin%207-26-12%2014mins.mp3]

45-year-old Tonya Ann Fowler of Winder, Georgia was arrested recently.   Her mugshot ended up on the cover of “Bad and Busted” which is one of those local papers that specialize in publishing mugshots of people who’ve recently been arrested.    Tonya wasn’t happy with the way she looked in the photo . . . so on Sunday, she called 911 to COMPLAIN about it.  The dispatcher told her that she shouldn’t use 911 unless there was an emergency.  Later that day, Tonya called 911 AGAIN, because the owners of the house where she’d been staying kicked her out . . . and she needed someplace to store her sleeping bags.   Police arrested her for disorderly conduct and misusing 911 . . . and gave her the chance to take a NEW mugshot.

   

It’s always a tough situation when you have houseguests who’ve kinda overstayed their welcome.  You never quite know what to say or do to get them to leave.  Here’s one strategy. On Monday afternoon, a woman in Davenport, Iowa got two guests out of her house by chasing them out with a POOPER SCOOPER. They called the cops.  When the cops arrived, the woman told them the man and the woman had, quote, “overstayed their welcome” at her house, so she decided to chase them out. The cops examined the pooper scooper and noted that there was no poop inside of it at the time but, quote, “it had residue on it.” Ultimately, they decided not to arrest the woman.

A woman in England was recently arrested after her mother-in-law was found dead in the bathtub of their home after apparently being beaten to death by a rolling pin.  Now, the 27 year old woman admits to killing her mother-in-law Bibi, but claims it was justified because she was PROVOKED by the name calling and her mother’s rude behavior towards her.  When the woman originally called paramedics, she had said that her mother had a heart attack, but cops were shocked when they found the bathroom where the mother was covered in blood.  At one point, before confessing to the actual crime – the woman said her mother-in-law was making a bath, put on some oil, and then slipped and fell and that’s how she suffered the injuries.  She was arrested, but it should be noted that when cops did show up, the woman and her husband were arguing as the woman tried to wash off her mother in laws bloody body.

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One Response to BITCH BE TRIPPIN (07/26/12) [AUDIO]

  1. Dru says:

    Correction, should be a prick be tripping : a full air compressor WILL weigh more than an empty one. Why do you think a full helium balloon rises and one blown up doesn’t. Air has a weight, and compressed air even more so. Prick be tripping

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