MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the next FREAK OF THE WEEK FINALIST! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy!
Here are today’s FREAKS….
LISTEN TO THE FREAKS ON THE PLAYER BELOW:
1. Black Widow – A woman is looking for a dude to punch her in the face, make her bleed, and wants you to 100% abuse the bejesus out of her.
2. Jake The Snake – A couple is renting out their reptiles for SEXUAL services. Gross. They are actually trained for sexual experiences. Disgusting. (MAYOR FRED ENDORSES)
3. Fruit of the Womb – a guy is selling his STEP DAUGHTERS freshly soaked period panties. Seriously – how is he not in jail?! (WOODY, RIZZ, and PATRICO ENDORSE)
4. Deuce Bigalow – a guy was doodooing in a stall in the Macy’s bathroom and the stall next to him had a guy pooing so hard that it made him horny. He wants to hook up. Vomit.