On today’s FULL SHOW BLOG – we have a ton of stuff for you to check out. First, of course you can get caught up on today’s FRIDAY FAIL STORIES. And play a round of FAT CHICK SKINNY CHICK! Plus, you can see all the videos, audio, and photos that we talked about on today’s SHOW. Including the CHICK PIC of the DAY of a NAKED Bar Rafaeli. Yup! Happy Friday bitches!
REMEMBER…YOU CAN STILL WIN A DATE WITH A NINJETTE:
So we got an email from a girl named Stephanie who wanted our help. She has an extra ticket to the Cards game on August 4th and she wanted to find someone to take to the game. She just got out of a relationship and wants a fun date to just go and hang out with her at the game. We’ve got her on the phone..and we have some questions for her! GET THE INFO and SEE PICTURES HERE
Today’s “Chick Pics of the Day” are of Bar Refaeli. She gets NAKED (which at this point should not surprise anyone…this bitch gets naked more than a new born baby) in the July issue of “Elle France”. Happy Friday, Enjoy! CHECK OUT THE PICS HERE
Its a brand new DUMBASS CONTEST. Here is how it works. We have a girl calling in and she will be talking to Woody and Rizz. They have one mission. The mission is simple….can they guess…just by her voice…is she a fat chick or a skinny chick?! PLAY THE GAME HERE
This is great……cell phone video from a strip club where this stripper is trying to be all hot and sexy by arching backwards as she hangs from her stripper pole…..but she slips and lands HARD……right on her face! Fail! SEE THE VIDEO HERE!
Today’s WHORE in question was at her wedding when she just BOUNCED. No word…just left. Then, two days later, she met up with her guy, and then she admitted to hooking up…with…the dudes STEPDAD! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!
Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, almost out of no where, MEGA….ULTRA….FAILLLLL! You can read the stories, hear the audio, and watch the videos of ALL the FRIDAY FAIL STORIES! Plus, listen to Rizz and his “voice of an angel” sing the Friday FAIL THEME SONG! It’s glorious! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!
Lawyers for one of Jerry Sandusky’s victims released voice mails that they say Sandusky left on their client’s phone. This is the kid that was seen in the showers. The messages are dated from September 2011 — just months before Sandusky was arrested. LISTEN TO THE CREEPY MESSAGES HERE
We have gotten a TON of emails from Ninjas looking to date Stephanie the girl who is looking to take someone to the Cardinals game. Also, we’ve got some really weird ones. Actually, one dude who is a little too over the top with it….nice dude…but a little much. To make it even better, we have him on the phone! CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE
Earlier this week, 46-year-old Horatio Coates of Oklahoma City, tried to rob a Dollar General store. He disguised himself by wearing a pair of underwear on his head. But unfortunately for him…..that wasn’t enough to protect him from the ALUMINUM BASEBALL BAT that the store’s manager used to beat him over the head with. LISTEN TO THE 911 CALL HERE
Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK is going down! Who will win today’s STORY OF THE WEEK?! Will it be the guy caught smuggling DEER SEMEN? The guy who was caught pooping? The dude using his stroller to steal beer? Or the sister tag team who left behind their 1 year old?! BY CHECKING OUT THE HOOSHE NEWS HERE!
Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting the effect of the Colorado Shootings on the DARK KNIGHT. And plus, a light hearted interview with Dylan McDermott gets REALLY awkward. Plus today’s CRAPPY BDAYS and the world famous PORNO BDAY! CLICK HERE TO SEE IT ALL
In today’s SPORTS report we chat about the Cardinals, an update on some athletes helping out the Aurora shooting victims, and everything you need to know about the LONDON OLYMPICS! ALL SPORTS HERE
With today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we have a bunch of international stories. Now, here is the funny thing. We say INTERNATIONAL STORIES…but really…it’s just all stories from CHINA! CLICK HERE TO READ MORE