MEN & DUDE STUFF…NORMAL BY THE NUMBERS: THE DONG [LIST/FYI]

So, it’s time to see if you are normal by the numbers FELLAS.  It’s all about some BRO STUFF.  So take a look at some of the facts we have and compare them to the other Americans who were surveyed and see if you are NORMAL BY THE NUMBERS!

TODAY ITS ABOUT THE DONG: Here are the four most common ways men gauge the size of their JUNK relative to other men, in order.  One, researching stats online . . . two, asking women they have sex with how they compare . . . three, WHIPPING ‘EM OUT and comparing with friends, or at least talking about it with friends . . . and four, looking at men in porno.

56% of men say they don’t care how the size of their JUNK compares to other men.  Those men are liars.  We’re going to ignore them and deal with the 44% who were willing to tell the truth.

According to a new survey, THESE are the four most common ways men gauge the size of their junk relative to other men.  Please notice that “peering over the urinal dividers” and “looking around the gym locker room” didn’t make the cut.

#1.)  Researching online for statistics and data.

#2.)  Asking the women they have sex with how they compare.

#3.)  WHIPPING ‘EM OUT and comparing with friends.  Or, at the very least, talking about it with friends.

#4.)  Looking at the men in porno.

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