SHOW BLOG for TUESDAY, JULY 31st 2012

On today’s FULL SHOW BLOG – there is so much to check out you may have to quit your job to do so.  First, CHICK PIC OF THE DAY – best asses in BEACH VOLLEYBALL! Ready, Set, JO!  Also, we have a NEW ADDITION to the BUTT UGLY BITCHES GALLERY.  We had NINJETTE Stephanie in and she picked a date for the Cards game…and an MMA fighter choked out Patrico.  THATS NOT EVEN HALF OF WHATS ON THE BLOG!  Check it out…get some Kleenex, free up about 2 hours, and enjoy yourself with the full blog RECAP!

PHOTOS:

There simply is NOTHING that gets men watching the Summer Olympics more than Women’s Beach Volleyball. And even though the IOC ruled that the players DON’T have to wear bikinis anymore, it seems like most of them still are.  And WE’RE reaping the benefits. Egotastic.com has put together a gallery of the sport’s BEST BACKSIDES. SEE ALL OF THE PHOTOS…AND JO TIME…HERE

Welcome to the BUTT UGLY BITCHES section of the Woody and Rizzuto blog! If you ever hear us talking about an ugly, disgusting bitch….this is the place you can find the photo. Prostitutes, hookers, crack whores, and just generally disgusting bitches beware…You may end up as a W.A.R Butt Ugly Bitch CLICK HERE TO SEE THE GALLERY!

Today’s Headline Hooshe story comes to us from Conch Key in the Florida Keys……62-year-old Carolyn Dukeshire (who is affectionately known around town by her nickname “the Sea Hag”) was arrested for murder, after she shot some dude over a beer. We want you to read more on the story…and then vote…should she be in the BUTT UGLY BITCHES GALLERY?! VOTE HERE

Only a couple days into the Olympics, and there’s been a nip slip.  It belongs to a 22-year-old, 106-pound judo competitor from Mongolia.  Her name is Urantsetseg Munkhbat (pronounced: sdglhsdfioghfrioghsdfaoghafhg)  She was competing against Paula Pareto of Argentina yesterday, when Pareto yanked on her shirt, exposing her right nipple . . . to whoever happened to be watching live streaming judo online at the time.  It wasn’t broadcast on NBC. She ended up losing the match, and didn’t win a medal.  CLICK TO SEE THE PHOTO!

WARNING: This one is rough. Today’s subject is MARY-KATE OLSEN. Seriously, you could have shown me these pics and not told me who she was, and I might not have guessed it was her. She showed up at JFK Airport in New York City looking almost unrecognizable. THE SHOCKING PHOTO HERE

VIDEO:

So, after the DATING GAME, Bachelor #3 Ryan had a bet for Woody and Rizz.  He wanted to choke Patrico out.  Badly.  So the guys pooled together some money and got $100 bucks together and Patrico…took the challenge.  It didn’t take long, but Ryan choked his giant ass out! CHECK IT OUT HERE

So we got an email from a girl named Stephanie who wanted our help.  She has an extra ticket to the Cards game on August 4th and she wanted to find someone to take to the game.  She just got out of a relationship and wants a fun date to just go and hang out with her at the game. We’ve got her in the studio..and its time for the WAR DATING GAME! GET THE INFO and SEE PICTURES HERE

AUDIO:

Today’s Drive By Whoring is for Kathleen, who left her dude for an INMATE at the JAIL SHE WORKED AT!  Not only did she hook up with him, but she hooked up with a couple other inmates too!  Oofah!  Not good!  SHE EVEN LET AN INMATE MOVE IN WITH HER! LET’S DO THIS! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

WAR DAILYS:

With today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about some updates, and a NEW TV show coming to Franklin County!  Trust me, you don’t want to be on it! Plus, the updates on the Colorado shooter,  and a DUDE gets RAPED by FIVE CHICKS?  AWESOME….wait…no it’s not. CLICK HERE TO READ MORE

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting Courtney Love’s vagina, a custody battle between Stewart and Pattinson, plus we talk about some shows bouncing off of your TV.  Plus of course, we have your CRAPPY BDAYS and your WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BDAY! CLICK HERE TO SEE IT ALL

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