TUESDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

With today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about some updates, and a NEW TV show coming to Franklin County!  Trust me, you don’t want to be on it! Plus, the updates on the Colorado shooter,  and a DUDE gets RAPED by FIVE CHICKS?  AWESOME….wait…no it’s not.

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A new reality TV show called “Methbusters” will feature narcotics officers from Franklin County.  Congrats!  The TV crew will be in Franklin County for three weeks of filming starting this week.  They’ll tag along as officers investigate meth lab activities and arrest suspects.  Franklin County, so you know, had been one of the leading counties in the nation for meth lab busts for more than a decade.  Not sure when or what channel “Methbusters” will are on.

James Holmes. the Colorado theater shooter was formally charged yesterday.  He’s facing 24 counts of first-degree murder, and 116 counts of attempted murder.  He killed 12 people, and each one carries two counts:  Premeditated murder, and murder with extreme indifference toward human life. Prosecutors are now building a case for the death penalty . . . unless he can convince everyone he’s crazy and unfit to stand trial.

A hotel in England has just yanked the Gideon Bible out of all 40 of its guest rooms. And they’ve replaced the bibles with . . . copies of “Fifty Shades of Grey”. The hotel owner says, quote, “Tonight millions of women will be curling up in bed with a good book and you can bet your life it won’t be the Bible. This made me wonder about the sense of providing a book, the Gideon Bible, which no one reads . . . instead of a book which everyone wants to read.” As you’d expect, the hotel has been getting LOTS of complaints……..so as a sarcastic concession, the hotel, quote, “will keep a couple [bibles] behind the reception desk [in case] any guest . . . forgot to pack their copy.”

You know, of all the ways to die, going out as the only guy in a six-way orgy is PROBABLY one of the top picks.  Last week, five women in Nigeria confronted their husband, because he was focusing all of his attention on his sixth wife. So . . . they started having sex with him, one after another.  Over and over.  Until he couldn’t handle it anymore . . . stopped breathing . . . and actually DIED. The five wives fled after he died.  Police have arrested two of them so far.

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