MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the next FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy!
Here are today’s FREAKS….
LISTEN TO THE FREAKS ON THE PLAYER BELOW:
1. Buddy Light – A dude is looking for anyone to grab his beer off the table…go into the bathroom…and then urinate, JO, or rub the bottle all over your area. Seriously? GROSS. He’s also looking for someone to go at it straight from the TAP!
2. Nurse Jackie – A guy is amputated from the knee down and wants a nurse to take care of him like he is a Vietnam vet. He’s in a wheelchair and he wants you to get it on with him.
3. Le Cordon Ewww – A couple is offering up Placenta cooking classes. Truly made our stomachs turn. Sick. (Woody, Rizz, The Mayor,& Patrico endorse)
Cut meat of 3/4 placenta into bite size pieces, then brown quickly in 1 tbl. butter plus 1 tbl. oil.
Then add 1 large can tomato puree, 2 cans crushed pear tomatoes, 1 onion, 2 cloves of garlic, 1 tbl. molasses, 1 bay leaf, 1 tbl. rosemary, 1 tsp. ea. of salt, honey, oregano, basil, and fennel.
Simmer 1 1/2 hours.
4. Jabba The Slut – A big fat chick is looking for a really skinny man to SMOTHER. She wants to lay on top of dudes and literally smother the CRAP out of them.