SHOW BLOG for THURSDAY, AUGUST 2nd 2012

On today’s FULL SHOW BLOG – we play TWO DUMBASS contest, have some PRICK BE TRIPPIN and BITCH BE TRIPPIN stories.  Have a CHICK PIC of the DAY (Miley sideboob) and STUPID PHOTO of the DAY (Divers on the toilet) that you need to check out.  Plus, your CRAP ON CELEBS, HEADLINE HOOSHE, and the WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BDAY!

PHOTOS:

Woody’s wife is having the baby this week……so in honor of that….we thought this would be appropriate to share. A website put together a collection of the most awkward pregnancy photos ever taken.  And no matter what you’re picturing . . . they’re even more awkward than you could possibly imagine. One of our favorites is the one where the whole family is in lucha libre masks. What the F**k? SEE THE PHOTOS HERE

Today’s WAR “Chick Pic of the Day” is MILEY CYRUS. She posed NUDE in a bathtub for some lucky photographer.  But she kept her naughty bits covered.  SEE IT HERE

When Olympic divers are flipping around, they make all sorts of horrible faces.  Those faces kinda look like the faces you might make when you’re STRUGGLING on the TOILET. So, yep . . . someone actually took the time to Photoshop Olympic divers onto toilets.  SEE THEM ALL HERE

WAR TOPICS:

Today’s SECOND Dumbass Contest is a BBT/FIRST OF ALL CONTEST.  Check out this video clip from a report in Asheville, N.C, where a 14 year old stole a car and led cops on a HIGH SPEED CHASE.  First of all…. PLAY THE GAME HERE

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is Rockband, Race Horse, or Porno. We give you the name and it’s simple. You tell us. Is it a Rock Band…the name of a Race Horse…or…a PORNO MOVIE?! PLAY THE GAME HERE

VIDEO:

Here’s something Rizz will NEVER need to watch:  Bowtie expert Bill Nye the Science Guy gives comedian Chris Hardwick a firsthand tutorial on tying his signature neckwear. As you know….Rizzuto lives his life by two personal policies…. SEE THE VIDEO AND RIZZ’S PERSONAL POLICIES HERE

AUDIO:

Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN! ALL STORIES AND CALLERS HERE!

With today’s PRICK BE TRIPPIN we talk about an ahole trying to swim from France to New York.  A dude getting stabbed over butting in line at the Post Office.  Someone blaming their tiny dong on their mom kicking in the balls…and a teacher…admits assaulting students…30 years later and gets busted! CLICK HERE TO READ MORE

WAR DAILYS:

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a couple…a 22 year old dude and his cougar girlfriend decided to steal a little KY JELLY and then GET IT ON….inside of the Walmart.  Ummm..you can’t do that.  They were both arrested! CHECK THE HOOSHE NEWS HERE

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting about Jason Segel leaving How I Met Your Mother, Jon Gosselin is bitching about paying child support for his 3,500 kids.  Plus today’s CRAPPY BDAYS and the WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BIRTHDAY! CLICK HERE TO SEE IT ALL

In today’s SPORTS report we chat about the Cardinals,and some Olympic stuff including the taxing of American athletes and Kazakhstan is upset about how they keep getting heckled with BORAT quotes.  So damn funny! ALL SPORTS HERE

 

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