THURSDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBS & TODAY’S PORNO BDAY

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting about Jason Segel leaving How I Met Your Mother, Jon Gosselin is bitching about paying child support for his 3,500 kids.  Plus today’s CRAPPY BDAYS and the WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BIRTHDAY!

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There’s speculation that JASON SEGEL is planning to leave “How I Met Your Mother” after the upcoming eighth season. An Austrian website quoted Jason saying, quote, “It’s great to do some ‘rated R’ stuff again, because I’ve been playing the nice guy for quite a long time now.  “That’s why I’m gonna quit ‘How I Met Your Mother’ after the eighth season.” But Jason’s rep says, quote, “Perhaps something got lost in translation, but Season Nine hasn’t even been addressed yet.”  CBS is in talks to bring the show back in 2013, but nothing’s been decided.

Although he seemed to enjoy his two-year stint on American Idol, Steven Tyler is now admitting that the show was actually “not my cup of tea.” He said he only signed up for the show because he was feuding with his Aerosmith band mates and it was “something to do while the storm blew by.” He explained to Rolling Stone, “I loved it and hated it. It was a great job, I sat next to J. Lo and I made a ton of money. It was a moment in life and it became larger than life.” However — he said he didn’t like the pressure he felt to be mean to the contestants. He explained, “The show’s about kids and what you do to nurture their talent. They wanted me to take the piss out of the kids and I don’t have that in me. That’s not what I’m about. That’s more about that other guy. Not me.”  Now Tyler has redirected his energy to Aerosmith and their upcoming album release in November.

There seems to be this new trend of people having more kids than they can afford, then throwing their hands up in disgust when they can’t afford them, as if it’s SOMEBODY ELSE’S FAULT. Enter JON GOSSELIN . . . who has to pay so much in child support to his ex-wife KATE for their eight kids that he can’t afford rent. He says, quote, “I am a single father who’s trying to make ends meet during a recession.  What do I do . . . pay child support or rent?  I need to support my kids, but I could lose my house, and I need my home to continue to have custody. “I decided to take the high road and quit reality television and now look, I’m going to end up in jail because I can’t afford to pay child support to Kate who has plenty of money.”

Crazy Town vocalist Seth Binzer, a.k.a. Shifty Shellshock, was sentenced to three years probation on Tuesday after pleading no contest to charges of battery and drug possession. Binzer was arrested last February after being seen “roughing up” his girlfriend in a clothing store. Police on the scene found cocaine in his possession. He was also ordered to stay away from his ex-girlfriend for at least the next three years and attend a year of domestic violence counseling. Binzer last made headlines in April, when he fell into a drug-induced coma from which it was feared he would not emerge. He recently told TMZ that he’s now drug-free, saying, “I’m good. I’m clean. I’m happy.”

Ever since those nude photos of hers leaked, SCARLETT JOHANSSON has shunned almost all technology.  Even her friends have to contact her through an assistant.

Nothing surprising about this:  SNOOKI wants to give birth in heels.  She says, quote, “I’m packing heels, my leopard-print gown, eyelashes and makeup! “I wanna look good when [my baby] first sees me.”

CUBA GOODING JR. isn’t a wanted man in New Orleans anymore.  His arrest warrant was canceled yesterday after he met with police to discuss the incident in which he allegedly shoved a female bartender. He was scheduled to appear in court tomorrow, but that probably won’t happen now, because the bartender has reportedly decided not to press charges.

 

WEDNESDAY’S TV:
CBS: BIG BROTHER
NBC: More exciting OLYMPIC COVERAGE
ABC: WIPEOUT
FX: ANGER MANAGEMENT, LOUIE, WILFRED  and the season finale of BRAND X WITH RUSSELL BRAND
MTV: SNOOKI & JWOWW

 

CRAPPY BDAYS:
–Kevin Smith – 42  (He’s the Silent Bob of the Hollywood “Jay and Silent Bob’s)
–Edward Furlong – 35  (“Terminator 2” and “American History X”)
–Mary-Louise Parker – 48  (Nancy on the Showtime series “Weeds”)
–Peter O’Toole – 80
–Sam Worthington – 36  (“Avatar”, “Clash and Wrath of the Titans” and “Terminator Salvation”)
–Wes Craven – 73  (Director)
–Butch Patrick – 59  (Eddie Munster on “The Munsters”.)
–Max Wright – 69  (Willie Tanner on “Alf!”)

 


Missy Nicole – 25 – Today’s birthday girl has looser slots than the Casino Queen…and has spread her legs in 44 fine films including:
“Anal Gate Volume 1: A-hole Combustion”
“Deepthroat Frenzy Volume 2”
“Oh Boy That’s A Big Toy Volume 7”
“3-Way Split”
“Wrap Your Toes Around My Hose”

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