DUMBASS CONTEST: DEAD TO REAL or COMPLETELY RETARDED!

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST IS READY TO ROCK! It’s time to play DEAD TO REAL OR COMPLETELY RETARDED!  If you think the statement is TRUE that it’s DEAD TO REAL.  If you think it is FALSE…then it’s COMPLETELY RETARDED!  Read below and play the game!

Today’s theme is weird rules in Olympic sports.  Here we go:

If you want to appeal a gymnastics decision, you have to pay, up-front, in cash.
Dead to Real:  It’s supposed to cut down on too many appeals

Basketball players have to wear uniform numbers between 4 and 15 in the Olympics.
Dead to Real:  Lebron James wears 23 in the NBA but wears 6 in the Olympics

In swimming, the penalty for peeing int he pool is disqualification from ALL events.
Completely Retarded:  Pee away!

Olympics uniforms have to use the English alphabet for the team name on the front
Dead to real! GOTTA READ THAT ISH!

Uppercuts are illegal in boxing because the headgear doesn’t have padding to protect the chin
COMPLETELY RETARDED. THROW EM IF YOU GOT EM!

 

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One Response to DUMBASS CONTEST: DEAD TO REAL or COMPLETELY RETARDED!

  1. Jerett says:

    James wears 6 with the Heat now, fyi

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