FRIDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBS & TODAY’S PORNO BDAY

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting about Bryan Cranston lost his virginity to a hooker (WHAT?!).  Ghostbuster’s 3 is a GO…but without Bill Murray.  Plus your CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS AND your WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BIRTHDAY!

Photobucket“Breaking Bad” star BRYAN CRANSTON revealed to “Rolling Stone” that he lost his virginity at the age of 16 . . . to a DUTCH HOOKER.   It was while he was an exchange student.  Oh, and his parents unknowingly paid for it. He said, quote, “Beer is a nickel, and the hookers are cheap . . . it was 24 guilders, which I think was $8, to get laid. “We’re all writing home to our parents for more money:  ‘We’re having such a good time, Mom and Dad!  Please send more money!  We promise to pay you back!'”

Police and other emergency responders raced to MILEY CYRUS’ house Wednesday night after someone called 911 to report a HOME INVASION.  They also said SHOTS may have been fired. Police set up a perimeter and even had a helicopter flying over the house.  But they soon realized that NOBODY WAS HOME.  Police believe someone pulled a prank called SWATTING, which is becoming pretty common.  It’s when someone tries to get a major police response by falsely reporting a serious crime.  Obviously, whoever did it will be arrested and prosecuted if caught. It’s not clear where Miley was, but in recent days she’s been spotted in Philadelphia, where her boyfriend LIAM HEMSWORTH is working on a movie.

See MILEY NAKED IN A BATHTUB HERE!

Here we go again with the “Ghostbusters 3” crap.  A few months ago, BILL MURRAY said on “Letterman” that he’d be open to doing it if the script was as brilliant as the original. Well, DAN AYKROYD is now saying Bill is OUT.  He says, quote, “No, I can tell you he won’t be involved.  It’s sad but we’re passing it on to a new generation.  ‘Ghostbusters 3’ can be a successful movie without Bill. “My preference would be to have him involved but at this point he doesn’t seem to be coming and we have to move on.  It’s time to make the third one.”

The remake stars Colin Farrell in the Arnold Schwarzenegger role.  He plays a guy who discovers that somebody erased his memory and implanted a new identity in its place.  And when he finds out, the woman posing as his wife tries to kill him. The wife was played famously by Sharon Stone in the original, and “Underworld” minx Kate Beckinsale has that honor in this one.  The remake is also directed by Kate’s husband, her “Underworld” director Len Wiseman. Jessica Biel plays Colin’s love interest, Bryan Cranston from “Breaking Bad” is the villain . . . and Bill Nighy, a.k.a. Davy Jones from the “Pirates of the Caribbean” movies, is the rebel leader on Mars.

CRAPPY BDAYS:
Evageline Lilly – 33
Tom Brady is 35
SPinderella is 41
Isaiah Washington is 49
James Hetfield is 49
John C. McGinley is 53
Jay North is 61
Martha Stewart is 71
Martin Sheen is 72
Tony Bennett is 86
Barack Obama is 51
Jeff Gordon is 41
Roger Clemens is 50
Billy Bob Thorton is 57
Maureen McCormick is 56
Neil Armstrong is 82


Allison Kilgore – 39 – Today’s birthday girl has worked more shafts than an elevator repair man in 76 fine films including:
– Bingo Bango Bunghole 3
– Crème De La Face Vols 28, 31, 33, 36, 44, AND 50
– The Simply Titled….DOG
– Different Strokes 2: Public Pop Shots
– Golden Guzzlers
– Happy Effin Birthday
– Ho In The Haystack
– Loads of Fun Vol 27
– Mr. Moons Public Perversions
– White Trash Whores
– And who could forget…her incredible performance in Watch Me Pee.

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