TUESDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBS & TODAY’S PORNO BDAY

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting about a judge leaving America’s Got Talent, we also talk about Chik-Fil-A and what Disturbed has to say about it, and is Rod Carew REALLY a Jew!?  Plus today’s CRAPPY BDAYS and PORNO BDAY!

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SHARON OSBOURNE won’t be returning” to “America’s Got Talent”. She says she’s not coming back next season because she’s ticked off at NBC for “firing” her son JACK in June.  She tells the “New York Post” that Jack was deep in negotiations to do the upcoming military-themed reality show, “Stars Earn Stripes” . . . but they suddenly cut ties with him right after he revealed that he had multiple sclerosis. She says, quote, “I just can’t be fake.  It’s discrimination, and it was badly handled.  It’s time to move on.” Sharon is under contract for another season . . . but she says, quote, “They can’t make me do something I don’t want to do.  All they can do is stop me from being a judge on another network for five years.” She WILL finish this season though.  NBC has acknowledged that they had “serious discussions” with Jack “for many weeks” . . . and that “all parties were hopeful he would join the show.”  But there was never a signed contract. A producer for the show says, quote, “The rigors of the show were too intense for him.”  And it sounds like NBC made that determination. According to NBC, “Stars Earn Stripes” features “dangerous water stunts, strenuous physical activity, and uses live ammunition.” An NBC suit released a statement saying that they didn’t feel Jack would be medically cleared to COMPETE on the show . . . but they did offer him “two substantial alternative roles on the show, both of which he declined.” Sharon says NBC has tried to smooth things over with her . . . even offering to pay Jack’s full appearance fee . . . but she refused.  She says it isn’t about money, and that NBC missed an opportunity for Jack to inspire people with the disease.

“Green Mile” star MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN is out of intensive car, but still in the hospital, recovering from a heart attack he suffered back on July 13th. His rep issued a statement saying, quote, “His family are firm believers in the power of prayer and have asked that you keep him in yours during this time.” Michael’s girlfriend, former “Apprentice” villain OMAROSA STALLWORTH, recently Tweeted, quote, “Everyday GOD continues to smile upon my luv Michael Clarke Duncan on this arduous road to recovery.  God is with us every step of the way!!” Omarosa actually saved Michael’s life by performing CPR after she discovered him in distress in the middle of the night.

Disturbed frontman David Draiman has weighed in on the Chick-fil-A controversy, in which their CEO stated his opposition to gay marriage saying that his business operates on “Biblical principles,” adding, “We are very much supportive of the family — the biblical definition of the family unit.” Cathy’s statements have led to support from right-wing and Christian groups, including a one-day show of support that set new sales records at the eatery’s locations around the country, and denouncement from the left, with LGBT groups staging their own “kiss-in” events outside the chain’s restaurants. Draiman wrote, “What happened to the Land Of The Free? What happened to freedom of expression, speech, and religion? It’s my humble opinion that both the left and the right are wrong on this one. The rest of the world is watching us and laughing (again) while the right rallies in support of the Chick-fil-A CEO and chain (whom I may not agree with, but whose freedom of speech is protected by the Constitution), once again trying to shove their ideas and values down the rest of the country’s throat; and the left, holding a kiss in, shoving their way of life (a life I completely support and which they are entitled to) in the country’s face as well. Grow up, people. Let people live their own lives. Worry about your own lives . . . Can’t we all just get along? Jeez.”

On Saturday, Amanda Byne’s BMW allegedly collided with a Toyota Corolla on Ventura Boulevard. Bynes actually got out and spoke with the other driver, but she insisted that the damage was too minor to warrant calling the cops or exchanging insurance info . . . then took off. The other driver, a woman, says her bumper was damaged, and Amanda actually tried to push it back into place before she left.  The woman did call police, and they’re investigating. Amanda was charged with DUI after side-swiping a POLICE CAR at an intersection in West Hollywood back in April. She later Tweeted a plea to PRESIDENT OBAMA to fire the cop.

Believe it or not, it’s been 18 YEARS since ADAM SANDLER released “The Chanukah Song”.  And after all this time, we’re just now finding out that someone on his list of famous Jews is actually NOT Jewish after all. It’s 66-year-old baseball legend ROD CAREW. “First of all Rod” dropped the bomb after the paparazzi asked him about song.  He said, quote, “No, I’m not [Jewish] . . . I was about to convert, and I never did.”  He added that Adam DOES know that he made a mistake. Regardless, he said he didn’t mind being included in the song, because he got to meet Adam out of it . . . and they’ve become FRIENDS.

JEFFREY ROSS created some “controversy” during the taping of Comedy Central’s roast of ROSEANNE BARR by showing up dressed as the late JOE PATERNO, and joking about the movie theater massacre in Aurora, Colorado. Not surprisingly, one of the producers says those jokes will be EDITED OUT of the broadcast when it airs this Sunday. Jeffrey later admitted that he crossed a line . . . however, he tells NBC News, quote, “That’s what Roasts are about.” By the way, Comedy Central has released some promos for the roast.  In one, Roseanne hits back at her ex TOM ARNOLD, who made a not-so-surprise appearance at the roast. She joked, quote, “I’d really like to thank Tom for showing up tonight.  It was very brave, and he was very funny.  But Jesus Christ, how many [effing] jobs do I have to get for that guy?” She added, quote, “I’m glad you have a new wife, Tom.  I hope she isn’t with you just for your money.  I mean, my money.”  There’s video HERE.

The rumor is that the stars of the CBS sitcom “Mike & Molly” . . . MELISSA MCCARTHY and BILLY GARDELL . . . are, quote, “AT WAR.” A “showbiz insider” says, quote, “Billy feels he’s the REAL star of ‘Mike & Molly’, but it’s Melissa who’s getting all the attention . . . making matters worse, Billy thinks she’s reveling in it, and the tension between them is growing . . .”Billy is worried that Melissa is getting way too big for her britches (We assume that he means she’s “getting way too big for her britches” in a FIGURATIVE sense . . . although with these two, we can’t be sure)  and it didn’t help that at last year’s Emmys she was crowned with a tiara.  Billy’s ego is bruised.” Melissa won an Emmy for the show last year, and is nominated again this year.  She also got an Oscar nomination this past year for “Bridesmaids”.

CHECK OUT THE NEW TRAILER FOR THE MOVIE ZERO DARK THIRTY about the capture of Osama Bin Laden.

ROBERT PATTINSON’S first interview since he found out KRISTEN STEWART was a TRAMPIRE goes down next Wednesday on ABC’s “Good Morning America”.  And not to shill for ABC, but I’d also like to see what Sylvester Stallone says about his son’s death on next Tuesday’s show.

CRAPPY BDAYS:
–Charlize Theron – 37
–David Duchovny – 52
–Samantha Ronson – 35  (The club DJ who’s best known for clambaking with Lindsay Lohan)
–Mike Trout – 21  (Plays for the Angels, and is taking the league by storm!)
–Michael Shannon – 38  (Boardwalk Empire fans will know him as Agent Nelson Van Alden.  He’ll be playing General Zod in “Superman: The Man of Steel”, which hits theaters next June)
–Wayne Knight – 57  (Newman, on “Seinfeld”)
–Bruce Dickinson – 54  (Lead singer for Iron Maiden…..NOT “super-producer Bruce Dickinson”, as played by CHRISTOPHER WALKEN in the “More Cowbell” sketch on “Saturday Night Live”)



Anita Blue – 29 – Today’s birthday girl has been splattered with more DNA than a hotel bed spread……in 101 fine films including:
“Colon Therapy”
“Wham Bam Thank You Ma’am Volume 3″
“It Barely Fits Volume 1”
“Buttman’s Stretch Class Volume 4”
“White Kong Dong Volume 3″
“5 Guy Cream Pie Volume 14”
“I Was Young, Broke And Desperate… So I Did It Volume 5”
“Open Meat”

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