Category Archives: Discount News

MONDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we get you up to date on the Colorado shooting. And SIX things that you need to know that developed over the weekend. Also, an update to previous HEADLINE HOOSHE that involved a father son shootout … Continue reading

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TUESDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about the big boobed robber getting busted and even though it’s not Wednesday, we chat some CREEPERS IN THE NEWS!

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MONDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBS & TODAY’S PORNO BIRTHDAY!

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting about Kate Beckinsale and her panties and Jerry Seinfeld’s new comedy show and of course some CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS and today’s WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BIRTHDAY!

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WEDNESDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS (CREEPERS IN THE NEWS)

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we have a LOT of creepers in the news and actually a couple of LOCAL Creepers in the news!  There is a serial hugger in St. Louis…A guy bangs a TEDDY BEAR, a semen vampire and … Continue reading

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MONDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

Today’s DISCOUNT NEWS is all about people behaving badly. We talk about a death over a parking space, a fight at a PRESCHOOL graduation, and a fight between people over who is the BETTER MEXICAN?!

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FRIDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS (NAKED NEWS & WHORES)

Today’s DISCOUNT NEWS is all about naked people and whores in the news.  A naked dude running from a spider.  A fight that goes down between Olive Oil and Lube.  HAHA! Plus a sex dungeon is mistaken for a crime … Continue reading

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THURSDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS (PRICK BE TRIPPIN STORIES)

Today’s DISCOUNT NEWS has us chatting some Prick Be Trippin stories.  It’s rare we have enough stories to classify as PRICK BE TRIPPIN, so we just decided to include these in today’s DISCOUNT NEWS!

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MONDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS & THE DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about a dude who was smuggling his lady into his place….in a pink suitcase (?). Al-Qaesa is putting out a bounty for Obama…and you can get some CAMELS in exchange for INFO and we … Continue reading

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FRIDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about the mayor of Valley Park being busted…arrested…and PEPPER SPRAYED! We talk about a huge misuse of resources…and we want you to read this story and tell us…do you believe him?!

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THURSDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about some A-HOLES in O’Fallon who called 911 over a DAMN DOG!  A dude got into an argument with his wife and she loses her head.  And a copycat from the biting a dudes … Continue reading

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WEDNESDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS (CREEPERS IN THE NEWS)

Today’s DISCOUNT NEWS has us talking CREEPERS IN THE NEWS since Fred will be here with the Freak of The Week.  Wolverine dies while JOin, a man sued because of herpes, there is a creeper at Target, and a naked … Continue reading

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TUESDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we talk about an AUTOMATICALLY GUILTY creeper.  We have another Woody and Rizzuto Parent of the Year nominee.  And of course…people have some BEST LAID PLANS…and well…you’ll see what happens.  Idiots.

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MONDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat an update about George Zimmerman being BACK IN JAIL.  A couple of hookers for McDonalds…and a dude in New York is running a fish farm.  Gross.  And finally, to cap off the idiots in … Continue reading

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