Category Archives: Douchebag of the Day

MONDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS & THE DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about a dude who was smuggling his lady into his place….in a pink suitcase (?). Al-Qaesa is putting out a bounty for Obama…and you can get some CAMELS in exchange for INFO and we … Continue reading

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DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY: SEAL TEAM 9 MEMBER [AUDIO]

Today’s DOUCHEBAG of THE DAY is some dude who claims that he is a member of SEAL TEAM 9.  There is one problem.  There is no such thing.  He claims he is a mind reader/alien informant and he knows things … Continue reading

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DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY: YOU PICK THE DOUCHE!

So today we need your help in picking the DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY.  Will it be nominee #1) The man in the army who recently was killed…only to have his two wives find out about each other at his funeral.  … Continue reading

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DOUCHEBAGS OF THE DAY: GOODWILL A-HOLES

Today’s DOUCHEBAGS OF THE DAY could very well be you…if you are a heartless son of a bitch.  A bunch of folks in STL are trying to claim $14,000 that was accidentally donated to a MERS Goodwill in St. Louis.

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DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY (THE WORST STORY YOU’LL HEAR ALL DAY) [AUDIO]

Today’s DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY IS BRUTAL! This is by far the worst story that you will hear all day.  WARNING: If you are sensitive to stories involving abuse of kids or just sick twisted BITCHES…then be aware…this story is … Continue reading

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** UPDATE **DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY: LOCAL BAND SINGER BUSTED

Check out today’s DOUCHEBAG of the DAY!  It’s a local dude…actually even better its a local band lead singer.  The dude from Shattermask is in some trouble…and it’s not just some drunken fight.  Check out the details…he’s on the run … Continue reading

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DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY: STEALING FROM BRAIN INJURED PATIENTS!

Today’s DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY is a TRUE…100% DOUCHE!  We meet a dude who worked at a clinic that supported victims of Brain Injuries…and he STOLE FROM THEM! STOLE THEIR GOD DAMN IDENTITY!

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‘KONY 2012’ HEAD HONCHO’S NAKED MELTDOWN CAUGHT ON VIDEO [VIDEO]

‘Kony 2012’ Honcho Jason Russell’s Naked Meltdown — CAUGHT ON VIDEO

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DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY: WEED SCHOLARSHIP

Today’s DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY is Middle Tennessee offensive lineman Preston Bailey. He, “used his scholarship money as startup money for his illegal drug sales business.”  IDIOT!

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DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY: FRIEND ASKS FRIEND TO SHOOT HIM

Note to self: Never ask friends for anything. According to the story Kevin Beindorff gave police, his good friend Matthew Pellegrini, 18, was admiring Beindorf’s new revolver while sitting in a vehicle when Pellegrini asked Beindorff to shoot him.

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DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY: VET GIVES DOG AWAY!

A woman in New Mexico took her Chihuahua to the vet four months ago after it was attacked by a larger dog.  They told her the dog should be put down, so she paid to have it put to sleep.  … Continue reading

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MONDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s Discount News we give you a story that all you need to hear is the headline, we talk Joe Paterno, and crown today’s DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY!

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DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY: YOU PICK THE DOUCHE!

We have two stories that we need your help with to decide the DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY!  Is it the group of kids that beat up the Asian student or will it be the cruise ship Captain who bailed out … Continue reading

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