Category Archives: Headline Hooshe

HEADLINE HOOSHE: SEPTIC TANK HIDE-A-WAY

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY introduces us to a guy who was blocking traffic after running from cops…and decided to HIDE INSIDE OF A SEPTIC TANK!  IT WAS ACTUALLY FILLED WITH HUMAN CACA!  THAT ISH IS DISGUSTING. LITERALLY!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: 2 YEAR OLD “BABYSH**S” HIMSELF

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY introduces us to a mom who left her two year old at home so she could go out and do a little drinkin.  When cops found the kid at home, he was covered in his own … Continue reading

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HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK (07/30-8/03)

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK is going down!  Who will win today’s STORY OF THE WEEK?!  First, we talk about the man refusing to leave jail.  Then its all about the Sea Hag.  Followed by the drunk mom … Continue reading

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: CAUGHT COUGAR BANGING at WALMART

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a couple…a 22 year old dude and his cougar girlfriend decided to steal a little KY JELLY and then GET IT ON….inside of the Walmart.  Ummm..you can’t do that.  They were both arrested!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: DRUNK MOM HEADS TO STRIP CLUB

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces to a chick who was SO HAMMERED…she locked her kids in her truck, headed inside of a strip club, and decided to watch a little naked girl action.  Arrests to follow and what a nightmare!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: MAN REFUSES TO LEAVE THE SLAMMER

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces to a guy from North Carolina who was released from jail..but refused to leave…because COPS DIDN’T GIVE HIM A RIDE TO A MOTEL!  Come on Rodney…you stayed in jail..to get arrested.

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HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK (07/23-07/27)

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK is going down!  Who will win today’s STORY OF THE WEEK?!  Will it be the guy caught smuggling DEER SEMEN?  The guy who was caught pooping?  The dude using his stroller to steal … Continue reading

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: D.U.I (DOODIE UNDER THE INFLUENCE)

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY comes from FLORIDA (hooshe), where a DRUNK (hooshe) man stole a car (hooshe) and then decided to take a doodie on the side of the road (VERY HOOSHE!)

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: STOLEN DEER SEMEN!

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY introduces us to a man…who was busted…for having almost $55,000 worth of SMUGGLED DEER SEMEN!  Need I say more?!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK (07/16-07/20)

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK is going down!  Who will win today’s STORY OF THE WEEK?!  The man who delayed a fight because he had to doodie? The adopted father/son murder decapitation? The couple who traded their baby … Continue reading

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: WASTED WHEELCHAIR TOW!

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a man riding a motorized scooter…towing his buddy in a wheel chair.  Where did he get the scooter?  A Wal-Mart.  He stole it.  Was he drunk?!  You be the judge…

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: BABY TRADED for a TRUCK!

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE has us introduced to a husband and wife team who was trying to trade their super sweet pick up truck….for….a brand new baby!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: DADDY DEATH & DECAPITATION!

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE has us reading one of the crazier stories we’ve had in a while.  It involves a love triangle between an adopted father, the son, and the son’s wife.  Lets just say it ends with murder and decapitation … Continue reading

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