Tag Archives: arrested

HEADLINE HOOSHE: SEPTIC TANK HIDE-A-WAY

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY introduces us to a guy who was blocking traffic after running from cops…and decided to HIDE INSIDE OF A SEPTIC TANK!  IT WAS ACTUALLY FILLED WITH HUMAN CACA!  THAT ISH IS DISGUSTING. LITERALLY!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: 2 YEAR OLD “BABYSH**S” HIMSELF

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY introduces us to a mom who left her two year old at home so she could go out and do a little drinkin.  When cops found the kid at home, he was covered in his own … Continue reading

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ELMO ARRESTED IN NEW YORK FOR JEW HATING

When did ELMO get so filled with HATE? Last weekend in Central Park in New York City, a man dressed in a full, furry, head-to-toe Elmo costume was arrested . . . after going on a loud, public, anti-Semitic rant.

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MUGSHOT OF THE DAY: WHAT IS ON YOUR TONGUE?!

CHECK OUT THIS A-HOLE AND THE MUGSHOT OF THE DAY! Seriously, I ask you drunk man who was tasered and said that you have every disease imaginable.  What the HELL is all over your tongue?!  It’s disgusting.  And so is … Continue reading

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: HOME DEPOT HOOKERS

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to two women who were pimpin their escort service…yes…HOOKERS WITH BUSINESS CARDS…who were doing some flash campaigning by putting business cards on cars….at the HOME DEPOT!

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UPDATE: VIDEO OF ZIMMERMAN RETURNING TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME [VIDEO]

The attorney for George Zimmerman released video and audio police tapes, including one in which George is brought back to the scene of the shooting…the day after it happened and he re-enacts for police what he says happened.

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TAXES: CHEATING & AUDITS

Earlier this year, a 25-year-old woman in Oregon decided to lie HUGE on her state taxes.  She claimed she’d made $3 MILLION and worked it in TurboTax so she got a $2.1 MILLION refund.  Somehow, that slipped through the cracks … Continue reading

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THURSDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about some A-HOLES in O’Fallon who called 911 over a DAMN DOG!  A dude got into an argument with his wife and she loses her head.  And a copycat from the biting a dudes … Continue reading

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: METHADONE MAMA!

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE has us introduced to a couple from Kentucky who let their THREE YEAR OLD daughter wander onto the railroad tracks while she was at….a METHADONE CLINIC!  Hooshe-TASTIC!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: WOMAN FLASHES CANS AND CAN!

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a woman who exposed herself numerous times (cans and can) before yelling at someone to “Come get this bitch!”  All the HOOSHE DETAILS can be found

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: TRACTOR TRASHED!

Check out today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE…it’s a man from Wisconsin who was driving his lawn tractor late on Sunday night and he was all kinds of hammered.  Cops tried to pull him over and he told them to go around.  Oddly … Continue reading

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LOCAL NEWS: SICK MOTHER EFFERS & ARAPAHO IDIOTS

These next stories are local stories and one of them may ACTUALLY make you sick to your stomach.  It’s not only disgusting, but the bitch involved is morally and physically gross as well.  What a sick bitch.  Seriously, as a … Continue reading

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: MAN TAKES PETS TO THE PUB!

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to an Iowa man who wanted to hang out with his animals.  Just so happened he wanted to hang out with them at a bar.  Oh, and his animals?  A zebra and a parrot.  Sounds … Continue reading

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