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A “BIG ASS SHARK” JUMPS OUT OF THE WATER AND STEALS A FISH OFF A FISHING LINE [VIDEO]

A huge shark jumped out of the water and ripped a fish off a fishing line in Myrtle Beach. And some guy happened to be standing there filming it. He and his friends were fishing off the deck of a … Continue reading

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THAT SUCKS: ATTACK OF THE SACK FISH!

There’s a rare fish in Papua New Guinea and other South Pacific countries called the pacu fish.  And it attacks and kills men by . . . BITING OFF and EATING THEIR TESTICLES.  One of these just surfaced in a … Continue reading

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MONDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat DUMBASSES IN THE NEWS including a dude getting busted by his mom, a deadbeat dad, chips leading to a bust, and a man robs a 7-11 because of lack of sex.

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TUESDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat the most American Car is something you may be surprised about.  Plus, a local THAT SUCKS story.  A repairman held at gunpoint, and HEADACHES FROM PORN?! WHAT?!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: SAUSAGE AND WRENCH ATTACK!

On Sunday morning, a 22-year-old man in Massachusetts attacked another man . . . with SAUSAGES.  He went up to the guy and just started pounding him with sausages.  Once that beating was done, he attacked with a wrench . … Continue reading

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RACE CAR CUTS ACROSS INFIELD TO T-BONE RIVAL DRIVER [VIDEO]

Not many details on this, other than it comes from the Sportsdrome Speedway in Jeffersonville, Ind. Two race car drivers end up brawling ON THE RACETRACK after the one dude drives ACROSS THE INFIELD and T-boned the other driver on … Continue reading

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CHECK OUT THIS AHOLE…ATTACKED BY AN ALLIGATOR! [VIDEO]

Listen, when you see an alligator on the side of the road, regardless if he stuck or anything…it’s probably best to leave him be.  In this case, some scientist decided to get involved…I think by the title of this blog … Continue reading

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