Tag Archives: classy

HEADLINE HOOSHE: SEPTIC TANK HIDE-A-WAY

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY introduces us to a guy who was blocking traffic after running from cops…and decided to HIDE INSIDE OF A SEPTIC TANK!  IT WAS ACTUALLY FILLED WITH HUMAN CACA!  THAT ISH IS DISGUSTING. LITERALLY!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: 2 YEAR OLD “BABYSH**S” HIMSELF

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY introduces us to a mom who left her two year old at home so she could go out and do a little drinkin.  When cops found the kid at home, he was covered in his own … Continue reading

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: DRUNK SHOWS UP DRUNK TO DRUNK HEARING

TODAY’S HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a dude that got busted for public drunkenness.  Well, it was time for his court hearing.  And he showed up…HAMMERED DRUNK!  Ladies, be aware…he’s a LOOKER!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: ZOMBIE PLATES

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a woman who committed a crime and tried to flee the scene one problem….she was easily found because of her PERSONALIZED “Zombie” Vanity Plates on her car!  YEEEEHAW!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: POP TART & SLIM JIM HEIST!

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE has us introduced to a couple who was accused of ganking some pop tarts and Slim Jims.  The wife took the arrest for the husband…but they caught him too…when he came to BAIL HER OUT!  TOTAL HOOSHE!

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CLASSY O’FALLON CHICKS BUSTED FOR FLASHING THEIR CANS [PHOTO]

How DARE the cops arrest these two women?  On Monday, a 45-year-old woman and 43-year-old woman were at a golf course in Missouri, and they were FLASHING THEIR BREASTS.  For some reason, some golfers complained and the women were arrested … Continue reading

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KEEP IT CLASSY (06/13/12) [AUDIO]

So have you ever seen anything or heard anything where the only thing that you can think to say is “Wow, that’s classy.”  So lets say a woman flashes her cans at an O’Fallon, MO golf course…yo can say…HELLA CLASSY!

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