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WEDNESDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

With today’s DISCOUNT NEWS as is TRADITION we are chatting up some FREAKS.  We have a foot licker that says OBAMA set him up, a dude that wants to eat children, and a man bangs a SHEEP

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TUESDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

With today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about some updates, and a NEW TV show coming to Franklin County!  Trust me, you don’t want to be on it! Plus, the updates on the Colorado shooter,  and a DUDE gets RAPED by … Continue reading

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MONDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

With today’s DISCOUNT NEWS talks about a crazed maniac from Salt Lake City stabbin people, Santa gets the BOOT from Disneyland! Plus, a dude is trading FISH for COKE and somone keeps POOing on the escalators!

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FRIDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

With today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we have a bunch of international stories.  Now, here is the funny thing.  We say INTERNATIONAL STORIES…but really…it’s just all stories from CHINA!

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MONDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we get you up to date on the Colorado shooting. And SIX things that you need to know that developed over the weekend. Also, an update to previous HEADLINE HOOSHE that involved a father son shootout … Continue reading

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FRIDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we are chatting about all the BOOZE, BEER, and KRUNKIN CRIMINALS!  Its all stories involving some sort of getting all kinds of BOXED UP DRUNK!

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WEDNESDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we are chatting about CREEPERS in the news (as is tradition)…and there is a guy with a toy gun in his ass, a dude cooling off with his hog out, a creeper clown and an update … Continue reading

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MONDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat DUMBASSES IN THE NEWS including a dude getting busted by his mom, a deadbeat dad, chips leading to a bust, and a man robs a 7-11 because of lack of sex.

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TUESDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat the most American Car is something you may be surprised about.  Plus, a local THAT SUCKS story.  A repairman held at gunpoint, and HEADACHES FROM PORN?! WHAT?!

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THURSDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we are chatting dumbass heroin addicts that are local.  What a bunch of STUPID ASS DRUGGIES! Plus, we have some updates on neighborhood watchman George Zimmerman. 

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WEDNESDAY DISCOUNT NEWS (CREEPERS IN THE NEWS)

Check out today (as is tradition) we have some CREEPERS in the NEWS during DISCOUNT NEWS!  We have a local dude who admitted to sexual crimes. Plus, an update on another local story. Plus GOD chooses a woman for a … Continue reading

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TUESDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we are talking about the EYE FOR AN EYE (or hair for hair) justice that is causing some discussion. And a dude, was busted for JOing…but WAS HE?!

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FRIDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

Today’s DISCOUNT NEWSwe have a TON of updates.  Including:  Updates on Jerry Sandusky, which are disturbing.  Updates on George Zimmerman, which we have included video, and updates on the bus monitor who was harassed on the bus!  Plus tons more!

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