Tag Archives: Drunk

HEADLINE HOOSHE: SEPTIC TANK HIDE-A-WAY

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY introduces us to a guy who was blocking traffic after running from cops…and decided to HIDE INSIDE OF A SEPTIC TANK!  IT WAS ACTUALLY FILLED WITH HUMAN CACA!  THAT ISH IS DISGUSTING. LITERALLY!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: 2 YEAR OLD “BABYSH**S” HIMSELF

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY introduces us to a mom who left her two year old at home so she could go out and do a little drinkin.  When cops found the kid at home, he was covered in his own … Continue reading

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: CAUGHT COUGAR BANGING at WALMART

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a couple…a 22 year old dude and his cougar girlfriend decided to steal a little KY JELLY and then GET IT ON….inside of the Walmart.  Ummm..you can’t do that.  They were both arrested!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: DRUNK MOM HEADS TO STRIP CLUB

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces to a chick who was SO HAMMERED…she locked her kids in her truck, headed inside of a strip club, and decided to watch a little naked girl action.  Arrests to follow and what a nightmare!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: MAN REFUSES TO LEAVE THE SLAMMER

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces to a guy from North Carolina who was released from jail..but refused to leave…because COPS DIDN’T GIVE HIM A RIDE TO A MOTEL!  Come on Rodney…you stayed in jail..to get arrested.

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HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK (07/23-07/27)

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK is going down!  Who will win today’s STORY OF THE WEEK?!  Will it be the guy caught smuggling DEER SEMEN?  The guy who was caught pooping?  The dude using his stroller to steal … Continue reading

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MONDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we get you up to date on the Colorado shooting. And SIX things that you need to know that developed over the weekend. Also, an update to previous HEADLINE HOOSHE that involved a father son shootout … Continue reading

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FRIDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we are chatting about all the BOOZE, BEER, and KRUNKIN CRIMINALS!  Its all stories involving some sort of getting all kinds of BOXED UP DRUNK!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: DRUNK SHOWS UP DRUNK TO DRUNK HEARING

TODAY’S HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a dude that got busted for public drunkenness.  Well, it was time for his court hearing.  And he showed up…HAMMERED DRUNK!  Ladies, be aware…he’s a LOOKER!

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NAKED NINJA GETS TASED, SLAPS A COP AND GETS AWAY! [VIDEO]

Footage of a crazy naked guy fighting off three cops in downtown Indianapolis was posted on YouTube over the weekend.  It happened on May 20th, and the guy almost got away. First they tazed him, and some random bystander took … Continue reading

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ANOTHER JESUS SIGHTING! THIS TIME AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT [PHOTO]

Apparently JESUS, like the rest of us……Lord loves him some Chinese food! Your latest Jesus sighting comes from Sunderland, England . . . where two HAMMERED DRUNK guys noticed him hanging out on the wall of a late-night Chinese takeout … Continue reading

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MUGSHOT OF THE DAY: WHAT IS ON YOUR TONGUE?!

CHECK OUT THIS A-HOLE AND THE MUGSHOT OF THE DAY! Seriously, I ask you drunk man who was tasered and said that you have every disease imaginable.  What the HELL is all over your tongue?!  It’s disgusting.  And so is … Continue reading

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DUMBASS CONTEST: WHICH ONE IS FLORIDA?

It’s a variation of our GUESS THE STATE contest.  We give you TWO stories and you have the simple job of guessing WHICH of the stories is from the lovely STATE of FLORIDA.  I guess you can almost consider this … Continue reading

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