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SAD OLYMPIC PHOTO GALLERY: BUMMED OUT SILVER MEDALISTS [PHOTOS]

We’ve heard people say that winning a silver medal is almost worse than winning a bronze.  Because in second place, you were SO DAMN CLOSE to the gold.  At least in third place you know you weren’t just one tiny … Continue reading

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NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH: WOMAN TIES BLOW UP DOLL TO TREE [PHOTO]

A woman in China was sick of people speeding past her house.  So she decided to fight the speeding by . . . tying a BLOW-UP DOLL IN LINGERIE to a tree in front of her house. Apparently, her plan … Continue reading

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FRIDAY FAIL STORIES (08/03/12) [VIDEO]

Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, almost out of no where, MEGA….UBER….ULTRA….FAILLLLL! You can read the stories, hear the audio, and watch the videos of ALL the FRIDAY FAIL … Continue reading

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DUMBASS CONTEST: GUESS THE STATE

Today’s Dumbass CONTEST is Guess The State!  We give you a story, and your job is to try and guess the state in which is comes from.  If you are a regular listener…everyone knows that its one of FOUR state. … Continue reading

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DUMBASS CONTEST: FIRST OF ALL & B.B.T

Today’s SECOND Dumbass Contest is a BBT/FIRST OF ALL CONTEST.  Check out this video clip from a report in Asheville, N.C, where a 14 year old stole a car and led cops on a HIGH SPEED CHASE.  First of all….

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DUMBASS CONTEST: ROCKBAND, RACEHORSE, or PORNO

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is Rockband, Race Horse, or Porno. We give you the name and it’s simple. You tell us. Is it a Rock Band…the name of a Race Horse…or…a PORNO MOVIE?!

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STUPID PHOTO OF THE DAY: FUN WITH OLYMPIC DIVERS MAKING A TOILET [PICS]

When Olympic divers are flipping around, they make all sorts of horrible faces.  Those faces kinda look like the faces you might make when you’re STRUGGLING on the TOILET. So, yep . . . someone actually took the time to … Continue reading

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THE WORLD’S MOST AWKWARD PREGNANCY PHOTOS [PICS]

Woody’s wife is having the baby this week……so in honor of that….we thought this would be appropriate to share. A website put together a collection of the most awkward pregnancy photos ever taken.  And no matter what you’re picturing . … Continue reading

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LEARN HOW TO TIE A BOWTIE FROM BILL NYE THE SCIENCE [VIDEO]

Here’s something Rizz will NEVER need to watch:  Bowtie expert Bill Nye the Science Guy gives comedian Chris Hardwick a firsthand tutorial on tying his signature neckwear. As you know….Rizzuto lives his life by two personal policies….

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WE HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU….(07/30/12) [AUDIO]

So, it’s time.  We hate to break it to you….but there are somethings that we have to call out.  I mean, sometimes it’s the over worship of something other times it’s just the actual show, movie, behavior is just not … Continue reading

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FRIDAY FAIL STORIES (07/27/12) [AUDIO]

Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, almost out of no where, MEGA….ULTRA….FAILLLLL! You can read the stories, hear the audio, and watch the videos of ALL the FRIDAY FAIL … Continue reading

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UPDATE: HURRICANE CHRIS TRIES TO WIN A DATE WITH NINJETTE STEPHANIE!

We have gotten a TON of emails from Ninjas looking to date Stephanie the girl who is looking to take someone to the Cardinals game.  Also, we’ve got some really weird ones.  Actually, one dude who is a little too … Continue reading

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: STEAL, BOUNCE, BABY BAIL

Today’s HOOSHE introduces us to a couple of sisters who were busted for STEALING from a WalMart.  That alone is pretty hoosier…but when they tried to take off after being caught, on of the sisters left behind her ONE YEAR … Continue reading

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