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HEADLINE HOOSHE: CAUGHT COUGAR BANGING at WALMART

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a couple…a 22 year old dude and his cougar girlfriend decided to steal a little KY JELLY and then GET IT ON….inside of the Walmart.  Ummm..you can’t do that.  They were both arrested!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: DRUNK MOM HEADS TO STRIP CLUB

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces to a chick who was SO HAMMERED…she locked her kids in her truck, headed inside of a strip club, and decided to watch a little naked girl action.  Arrests to follow and what a nightmare!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: MAN REFUSES TO LEAVE THE SLAMMER

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces to a guy from North Carolina who was released from jail..but refused to leave…because COPS DIDN’T GIVE HIM A RIDE TO A MOTEL!  Come on Rodney…you stayed in jail..to get arrested.

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HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK (07/23-07/27)

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK is going down!  Who will win today’s STORY OF THE WEEK?!  Will it be the guy caught smuggling DEER SEMEN?  The guy who was caught pooping?  The dude using his stroller to steal … Continue reading

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: STROLLER STEALIN’

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a dude who decided that he wanted to steal a little bit of beer.  Well, what better way to get it out of the store than hite it in the STROLLER THAT HAS HIS … Continue reading

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: D.U.I (DOODIE UNDER THE INFLUENCE)

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY comes from FLORIDA (hooshe), where a DRUNK (hooshe) man stole a car (hooshe) and then decided to take a doodie on the side of the road (VERY HOOSHE!)

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: STOLEN DEER SEMEN!

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY introduces us to a man…who was busted…for having almost $55,000 worth of SMUGGLED DEER SEMEN!  Need I say more?!

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