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HEADLINE HOOSHE: SEPTIC TANK HIDE-A-WAY

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY introduces us to a guy who was blocking traffic after running from cops…and decided to HIDE INSIDE OF A SEPTIC TANK!  IT WAS ACTUALLY FILLED WITH HUMAN CACA!  THAT ISH IS DISGUSTING. LITERALLY!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: 2 YEAR OLD “BABYSH**S” HIMSELF

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY introduces us to a mom who left her two year old at home so she could go out and do a little drinkin.  When cops found the kid at home, he was covered in his own … Continue reading

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KIDS SUCK UPDATE: SHOULD THE BUS MONITOR KEEP THE MONEY?! [POLL]

By now, you have heard about the elderly bus monitor who got harassed on the bus.  And people started raising money for her so she could retire and go on a vacation.  Well she almost has about $700K!  So we … Continue reading

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FOOD NEWS: INTRODUCING DEEP FRIED CEREAL [PHOTO]

Every year, brilliant new fried foods are introduced at state and county fairs around the country.  And this year’s innovation is . . . DEEP FRIED BREAKFAST CEREAL.  A vendor at the San Diego County Fair is selling deep fried … Continue reading

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FOUR THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT FACEBOOK’S IPO [FYI]

Today is the day that Facebook is going public. . . . releasing shares of the company.  But before you go getting yourself too excited……..there are some things you should know.

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