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THAT SUCKS STORIES (08/07/12) [AUDIO]

Check out today’s THAT SUCKS STORIES. So, maybe you are thinking your life is terrible and everything is going wrong…read these stories…you’ll feel better.  Because these stories will truly have you saying….THAT SUCKS!

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WEDNESDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

With today’s DISCOUNT NEWS as is TRADITION we are chatting up some FREAKS.  We have a foot licker that says OBAMA set him up, a dude that wants to eat children, and a man bangs a SHEEP

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TUESDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

With today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about some updates, and a NEW TV show coming to Franklin County!  Trust me, you don’t want to be on it! Plus, the updates on the Colorado shooter,  and a DUDE gets RAPED by … Continue reading

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MONDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

With today’s DISCOUNT NEWS talks about a crazed maniac from Salt Lake City stabbin people, Santa gets the BOOT from Disneyland! Plus, a dude is trading FISH for COKE and somone keeps POOing on the escalators!

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FRIDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

With today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we have a bunch of international stories.  Now, here is the funny thing.  We say INTERNATIONAL STORIES…but really…it’s just all stories from CHINA!

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MONDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we get you up to date on the Colorado shooting. And SIX things that you need to know that developed over the weekend. Also, an update to previous HEADLINE HOOSHE that involved a father son shootout … Continue reading

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FRIDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we are chatting about all the BOOZE, BEER, and KRUNKIN CRIMINALS!  Its all stories involving some sort of getting all kinds of BOXED UP DRUNK!

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BREAKING NEWS: 12 DEAD, 50 INJURED IN THEATER SHOOTING

Fourteen people were killed and at least 50 others wounded early Friday when a gunman opened fire at a midnight screening of the summer blockbuster “The Dark Knight Rises” near Denver, authorities and witnesses said.

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WEDNESDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS (CREEPERS IN THE NEWS)

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we are chatting about all the CREEPERS in the news and they are extra creepy today.  A local story, a WalMart toe sucker, some drive thru kiddie porn, and a moving guy….gets extra creepy

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TUESDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we are chatting about an update on the MAYOR of VALLEY PARK.  A dude getting stopped at an airport for having a MEGA HUGE DONGER and some odd dong related news

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THAT SUCKS STORIES & THE SILVER LINING (07/17/12) [AUDIO]

Check out today’s THAT SUCKS STORIES. So, maybe you are thinking your life is terrible and everything is going wrong…read these stories…you’ll feel better.  Because these stories will truly have you saying….THAT SUCKS!

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MONDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we are chatting about a neighbor feud over World of Warcraft, a guy commits suicide by getting mauled by a tiger, and a random stranger lends a couple their BMW, who steals his ride! OOFAH!

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FRIDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS & DOUCHEBAGS OF THE DAY!

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we are chatting about CREEPERS in the news where a guy met a 12 year old on Facebook…and met her FATHER in real life with a fist to his face.  And today’s DOUCHEBAGS OF THE DAY! … Continue reading

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