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SAD OLYMPIC PHOTO GALLERY: BUMMED OUT SILVER MEDALISTS [PHOTOS]

We’ve heard people say that winning a silver medal is almost worse than winning a bronze.  Because in second place, you were SO DAMN CLOSE to the gold.  At least in third place you know you weren’t just one tiny … Continue reading

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DEATH NEWS: RODNEY KING IS DEAD!

The man whose videotaped beating at the hands of Los Angeles Police thugs sparked the L.A. riots of 1992 has died. RODNEY KING was found dead at the bottom of his swimming pool early Sunday morning.  He was 47.  His fiancée Cynthia … Continue reading

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RING THE BELL: BAD NEWS FOR EMO/HIPSTER DOUCHERS

You’ve probably never heard of a disorder called Meralgia Parasthetica.  Wearing SKINNY JEANS can cause it.  They can compress the nerves in your thigh and cause numbness and tingling.  In the worst case, your nerve would have to be removed, … Continue reading

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HAPPY, HAPPY STORY & THE SILVER LINING! [AUDIO]

So as you know, most of the time when it’s a HAPPY HAPPY STORY it’s a really tragic, terribly sad story just read over happy music.  Well, with today’s HAPPY HAPPY STORY…we ask you guys to find the SILVER LINING … Continue reading

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