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CELEBS WITHOUT MAKE-UP: OOFAH OPRAH [PICS]

So, here we go again.  Another pic of a celebrity with makeup.  We’ve had AnnaLynne McCord, Kim Kardashian, and one of the Olsen twins.  And now we have OPRAH.  DEAR….BARBRA!  This bitch looks AWFUL!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: D.U.I (DOODIE UNDER THE INFLUENCE)

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY comes from FLORIDA (hooshe), where a DRUNK (hooshe) man stole a car (hooshe) and then decided to take a doodie on the side of the road (VERY HOOSHE!)

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SICK VIDEO! WATCH A BOAT TRY TO OUTRUN A TSUNAMI! [VIDEO]

There’s crazy footage online of a huge chunk of ice that broke off a glacier and created a huge tsunami near Greenland. Some guy got it on camera while the boat he was on was trying to outrun it. The … Continue reading

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: STOLEN DEER SEMEN!

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY introduces us to a man…who was busted…for having almost $55,000 worth of SMUGGLED DEER SEMEN!  Need I say more?!

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SICKEST DUNK OF THE YEAR! IN YOUR FACE! [VIDEO]

A basketball player at a division-two school in North Carolina called Elizabeth City State University threw down a crazy dunk in a summer league game the other day. He bounced the ball OVER his defender, then caught it like an … Continue reading

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WEDNESDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS (CREEPERS IN THE NEWS)

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we are chatting about all the CREEPERS in the news and they are extra creepy today.  A local story, a WalMart toe sucker, some drive thru kiddie porn, and a moving guy….gets extra creepy

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TUESDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we are chatting about an update on the MAYOR of VALLEY PARK.  A dude getting stopped at an airport for having a MEGA HUGE DONGER and some odd dong related news

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UPDATE: OCTO-MOM ROCKS THE STRIP CLUB [UPDATED PHOTOS]

You didn’t ask for ’em, but you got ’em:  Bigger, clearer pictures of the OCTOMOM stripping on Friday night.  She was paid $5,000 . . . plus whatever she made in singles.  And she attracted 400 customers, which is twice … Continue reading

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WANNA SEE PICTURES OF THE OCTOMOM’S STRIP SHOW? [PHOTOS]

In case you were wondering, it DID happen:  The OCTOMOM STRIPPED.  She did two dances at the Playhouse Gentleman’s Club in Hallandale, Florida on Friday night. She played both a DOMINATRIX and a NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL.

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MONDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we are chatting about a neighbor feud over World of Warcraft, a guy commits suicide by getting mauled by a tiger, and a random stranger lends a couple their BMW, who steals his ride! OOFAH!

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FRIDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS & DOUCHEBAGS OF THE DAY!

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we are chatting about CREEPERS in the news where a guy met a 12 year old on Facebook…and met her FATHER in real life with a fist to his face.  And today’s DOUCHEBAGS OF THE DAY! … Continue reading

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SIX THINGS TO AVOID AT FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS [FYI]

A user on the website Reddit asked fast food workers if they could name any item on their restaurant’s menu they’d NEVER order . . . and why.  It got a TON of responses.  Here are some highlights. See if … Continue reading

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FREAK OF THE WEEK (06/27/12) [AUDIO]

MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these … Continue reading

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