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HEADLINE HOOSHE: CAUGHT COUGAR BANGING at WALMART

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a couple…a 22 year old dude and his cougar girlfriend decided to steal a little KY JELLY and then GET IT ON….inside of the Walmart.  Ummm..you can’t do that.  They were both arrested!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: DRUNK MOM HEADS TO STRIP CLUB

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces to a chick who was SO HAMMERED…she locked her kids in her truck, headed inside of a strip club, and decided to watch a little naked girl action.  Arrests to follow and what a nightmare!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: MAN REFUSES TO LEAVE THE SLAMMER

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces to a guy from North Carolina who was released from jail..but refused to leave…because COPS DIDN’T GIVE HIM A RIDE TO A MOTEL!  Come on Rodney…you stayed in jail..to get arrested.

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HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK (07/23-07/27)

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK is going down!  Who will win today’s STORY OF THE WEEK?!  Will it be the guy caught smuggling DEER SEMEN?  The guy who was caught pooping?  The dude using his stroller to steal … Continue reading

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: STEAL, BOUNCE, BABY BAIL

Today’s HOOSHE introduces us to a couple of sisters who were busted for STEALING from a WalMart.  That alone is pretty hoosier…but when they tried to take off after being caught, on of the sisters left behind her ONE YEAR … Continue reading

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: THIGH-WAY ROBBERY AT COSTCO

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE has us introduced to a woman who has been taking a TON of stuff from COSTCO lately.  And her method of sneaking it out of the store is pretty damn impressive!

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WHAT ARE THE MOST SHOPLIFTED ITEMS IN AMERICA? [LIST/FYI]

The National Retail Federation just released the list of the most shoplifted items in the U.S. last year, and apparently we Americans like to party and have sex, we’re materialistic, we’re vain, and we’re chubby. Overall, 96% of the 125 … Continue reading

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