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THE LIST OF LAME FATHERS DAY PRESENTS [LIST/FYI]

If you still haven’t bought something for Father’s Day, don’t panic. There’s still time to get him something he REALLY wants. And the 2 things he REALLY wants are FREE! 1) To be left alone or 2) A blowjob. Obviously … Continue reading

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PARENT OF THE YEAR PHOTO GALLEY [PHOTOS]

We’ve got a bunch of photos today to remind you why you should do something nice for your dad on Father’s Day.  Because he NEVER did what the parents in these photos are doing. 

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MONDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS & THE DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about a dude who was smuggling his lady into his place….in a pink suitcase (?). Al-Qaesa is putting out a bounty for Obama…and you can get some CAMELS in exchange for INFO and we … Continue reading

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FRIDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about ANOTHER cannibal in the news (it’s not the zombie apocolypse people..it’s MOTHER EFFIN DRUGS and CRAZY PEOPLE!) and a dude dies during a THREE SOME and a kid gets an award in her … Continue reading

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THATS SUCKS STORIES & SOME SILVER LINING!

It’s Tuesday…AND it’s the return after a long holiday weekend.  So it double sucks.  Maybe you are thinking your life isn’t so great right now.  Well, after reading these stories – you may change your mind.  We also open the … Continue reading

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DUMBASS CONTEST: PRESS YOUR LUCK (5/29/12)

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is PRESS YOUR LUCK! We give you a question – you try and answer. If you get it right – HUZZAH! Prize! If you get it wrong…you have to suffer all the doodie and dong pics because … Continue reading

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THIS GUY GOT F%#$ED! GYPSY BITCH!

So this story had WOODY all fired up over the weekend.  His exact words was, “It’s bitches because of this that ruin it for the rest of women that this actually happens to.  Gypsy, shyster, conniving bitches! Read the story … Continue reading

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