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THURSDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we are chatting dumbass heroin addicts that are local.  What a bunch of STUPID ASS DRUGGIES! Plus, we have some updates on neighborhood watchman George Zimmerman. 

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LOCAL/LIST: WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY LANDS ON THE CRIME LIST [FYI]

Congratulations to Saint Louis’ own Washington University.  It came in at number 16 on a list ranking the colleges with the most crime.  This is for crimes committed on campus.  The ranking were based on crime data from 2008 to … Continue reading

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: THIGH-WAY ROBBERY AT COSTCO

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE has us introduced to a woman who has been taking a TON of stuff from COSTCO lately.  And her method of sneaking it out of the store is pretty damn impressive!

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HEADLINE HOOSHE: WASTED IN A WHEELCHAIR

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE story introduces us to a Michigan man named Ray who decided to jack a wheel chair and decided to take off.  Was he drunk?!  YOU BET!  He was arrested for DUI…while rockin a MOTORIZED WHEEL CHAIR!

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