THURSDAY SHOW BLOG (8/25/2011)

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Today’s Anthem: HENDRIX!

WOODY AND RIZZ HAD ANOTHER SECRET FOR ME THIS MORNING…Tomorrow on the show…I will be getting drunk. IDOT wants me to help them with a study to show the effects of drinking and driving. So, I will be drinking during the show tomorrow and then I will be heading to participate in a driving exercise. So…tomorrow morning…getting crunked up. Awesome!

That reminded us of some of our favorite drunk moments…including:

HARRY BOOMER ON THE SCENE! CHECK OUT THIS STORY…FIRST OFF – IT’S AWESOME THAT A DUDE STOLE A SEX TOY BY CRASHING A BIG RIG INTO AN ADULT STORE…BUT THE REPORT ON THIS IS EVEN BETTER. YOU GOTTA WATCH THE WHOLE CLIP AND REMEMBER…IF YOU SEE HIM “DROP A DIME ON THIS FOOL.” CHECK IT OUT HERE!

OH GOD! CHECK OUT THE SEX TOYS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BY CLICKING HERE TO HEAD TO OUR TWITTER PAGE!

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A self-professed protector of women was arrested for public intoxication last Monday afternoon. Iowa City Police Officers were dispatched to the mall for multiple complaints of a man harassing people. Police said they found 34-year-old Jerald T. Navarre shouting and smelling of alcohol. Police said Navarre showed signs of intoxication, admitted to drinking and told officers he was “a little drunk.” He refused pre- and post-arrest breath tests. The man allegedly told officers he is “needed” on the Pedestrian Mall to “protect women.” He goes by “Captain Save-A-Ho,” police said.

HONORABLE HOOSHE MENTION

A St. Louis man has been accused of going on the attack in the South County mall parking lot. Cops say Joey Gamache used racial slurs and threatened to attack a group of black people with a pitchaxe. He said he “Hates black people and wants to kill all of them.”

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  • Darlene from Roseanne & her lesbian wife have split up
  • The Kardashian Wedding apparently was WAY over inflated as far guesses on cost
  • Check out retard Tony Hawk and how he knocked his tooth out.
  • Jim Carrey is acting kind of creepy.
  • ATTN NERDS: Here is some neat Star Wars stuff for you:
    It’s the Star Wars Ask Vader website: It’s like a Magic 8Ball but Vader gives you the answers. CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT!
    Also – here are some cool ice cubes that look like a frozen Hans Solo. It’s actually pretty swoot. If you want to buy these you can by clicking HERE.
  • So rumor has it that Rhianna may have a sex tape. If she does…we are all watching.

LATE NIGHT TV:

“Letterman”Paul Rudd (“Our Idiot Brother”) and comedian Bill Burr. Music Guest: Dennis Chambers with a drum solo.

“Conan”Jim Parsons (“The Big Bang Theory”), supermodel Marisa Miller and comedian Brendon Walsh. (REPEAT)

“The Tonight Show”Dolly Parton and “Cash Cab’s” Ben Bailey (“Who’s Still Standing?”). Music Guest: Dolly Parton. (REPEAT)

“Jimmy Kimmel”“America’s Got Talent” judge Howie Mandel, “The Bachelorette’s” Ashley Hebert. Music Guest: Jake Shimabukuro. (REPEAT)

“Craig Ferguson”“Harold & Kumar” star Kal Penn and Alice Eve.)

“Jimmy Fallon”Ryan Reynolds (“The Change-Up”) and Viola Davis (“The Help”). Music Guests: Fountains of Wayne. (REPEAT)

“Carson Daly”Adam Pally (“Happy Endings”) and Make Believe. Music Guest: The Black Angels. (REPEAT)


CRAPPY BDAYS:

Gene Simmons – 62
Blake Lively – 24
Tom Skerritt – 78
Alexander Skarsgard – 35
Regis – 80
Sean Connery – 81
Rob Halford – 60
Racheal Ray – 43
Jo Dee Messina – 42
Tim Burton – 53
Billy Ray Cyrus – 50
Rachel Bilson – 30
Jonathan Togo – 34
Claudia Schiffer – 41
Blair Underwood – 47
Elvis Costello – 57
Monty Hall – 90
Shock G – 48

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<img class="alignright" src="http://www.iafd.com/graphics/headshots/whitneystevens_f_whitneystevens_brazzers_c.jpg&quot; alt="" width="129" Whitney Stevens – 24 – Today's bday girl has had her legs spread wider than a 7-10 split in 191 fine films:
- Boobaholics Anonymous Vol 4
– I Can’t Believe I Took The Whole Thing
– Throb Volume 3
– Daddy’s irl Is A Bad Girl
– Anal Cavity Search Vol 3
– I Was Tight Yesterday
– Face Invaders Vol 2
– Thanks For The Mammories
– Load Warriors
– Old Geezers Young Teasers Vol 2

SEXY TIME FUN FACTS: LESBIAN STORIES!
  • Ladies – we ask you to call in with your Lesbian Experiences! Check out the 7AM Podcast for all the calls and texts about lesbians. If you don’t listen…tap the fleshy area below your belt where your wiener used to be and find out what just happened to it. Because regardless…these stories rock.
  • The University of Texas conducted a study. Men are more than TWICE as likely to stay with their lady AFTER they have cheated on them as long as it’s with a dude. Women are LESS likely to stay with a dude if he’s had an experience with a dude. Only 21% of chicks would stay with the dudes.
  • A school district in Rizzuto’s hometown of Jersey required students to read stories that included lesbian sex and a gay orgy. Awesome.

CONTESTANT #1 – Kevin from Maryland Heights

QUESTION: (WILD CARD) Who was George H.W. Bush’s Vice President?

ANSWER: Dan Quayle (He got it wrong)

HERE’S THE PHONE NUMBER: 314-324-5984

CONTESTANT #1 – Rob from Chester, IL
QUESTION: (TV TRIVIA) What band does the opening and closing theme on South Park?

ANSWER: Primus (HE GOT IT WRONG)
HERE’S THE PHONE NUMBER: 618-357-0489

About war1057

Woody and Rizzuto: Insensitivity Training For A Politically Correct World. Class is in session Mon-Fri 6am-10am (central). Stream live: http://1057thepoint.com
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3 Responses to THURSDAY SHOW BLOG (8/25/2011)

  1. James says:

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  2. Tony V says:

    Can you post the audio mix you did of Bristol Palin?

  3. Beth Lawson says:

    Can you post that last lesbian story on line from today 8/25/11? It was really funny!

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