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Today’s Anthem: Saving Gayble and a NASCAR Anthem. NEATO!
SEMI FINAL #2 FOR THE CRAIGSLIST FREAK OF THE YEAR:
– Driving Miss Daisy ((PATRICO ENDORSES))
– The Shank Skank ((FRED ENDORSES))
– Hannibal The Cannibal ((WOODY AND RIZ ENDORSE)) – THE WINNER!
– The Bushwacker ((MASTERS ENDORSES))
– Mary Had A Hairy Lamb
LISTEN TO THE NOMINEES HERE! CHECK OUT THE FREAKS.mp3
- This dude just filed a lawsuit when he was fired from his $115,000 per year job as director of the staff and organization development based on information gained from a GPS tracker that had been placed on his family BMW.
- A dude tried to open up a Del Monte jar with a rubber screwdriver and it exploded and hurt him in his eye. He sued. AND WON! WHAT?!
- A woman got disabled because of a metal toilet paper dispenser! HAHAHAHA! What a retard!
- A guy is suing his buddy for negligence because he didn’t yell “FORE” on the golf course and the ball hit him in the eye he’s blind in one eye.
- A woman’s family was trying to sue her when she used them in her comedy stand up routine.
– Redskins bench Haynesworth (without pay) for the entire season
– Elizabeth Edwards died yesterday after her cancer overtook her body. Elizabeth Edwards’ ex husband is the guy who ran for president who cheated on her and had a baby with the mistress.
– The FCC received results over DWTS and Bristol Palin. Dancing With The Stars purists are saying that it’s Payola, promotion of Teen Pregnancy, and RIGHT WING PROPAGANDA! WHAT?! Check out some of the complaints HERE.
– Jessica Simpson could be the first celebrity clothing designer to break the $1 Million Dollar mark.
– Tommy Lee … and PETA are mad that SeaWorld is using a old school whale as a sperm bank. What?! Click HERE to read the full letter. It’s hilarious! He talks about how employees are using a Cow’s Vagina to…MMMMHMMMM the whale.
– New Michael Jackson album due out next week
– Kevin Smith was taken off a plane because he was too chubby earlier this year. Well – now – he was late for a flight and told him to bad and left without him. It was still at the gate though!
– Will Ferrell and Zack Galifinokas will be in a movie together that’s about Presidential election. It’s due out in 2012.
David Letterman: Barbara Walters, Jayma Mays, Alison Balsom
Jay Leno: Jeff Bridges, Rico Rodriguez
Jimmy Kimmel: Helen Mirren, Paul Bettany, Little Big Town
Craig Ferguson: Russell Brand, Richard Wolffe
Jimmy Fallon: Amy Adams, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Adam Ferrera
Carson Daly: Andrew Jarecki, Donald Glover, Florence and the Machine
Conan O’Brien: Ray Romano, Arianna Huffington, the LXD
Lopez Tonight: Alan Cumming, Chris D’Elia
Actress Kim Basinger is 57.
Actress Teri Hatcher is 46.
Rapper Bushwick Bill of Geto Boys is 44.
Singer Sinead O?Connor is 44.
Nika Noire – 26 – this hooker for hire has had her stocking stuffed in 115 fine films including
44 year old Willie Jackson was caught stealing some items from a Walmart the other day. He stole a couple of CD’s and some Carmex lip balm. Here is the funny thing about it – when cops caught him this is why he said he stole the lip balm. He told cops he took it because he wanted to help his fat uncle get into the door. What a nightmare. Was it worth it idiot?
- Guy’s GF asked if the boil order applied to making Ramen noodles!
- Gal asked if camo paint came out looking like camo in the one paint can
- Learning CPR…girl asked What do we need to know this for?
- Guy’s lady asked if ice really does have something under it to keep ice frozen
- Girl thought snowflake button (AC) on car was for when it snowed
- Guy’s aunt thought his brothers adopted baby (from China) would speak Chinese
- Guy was trimming a tree and his lady said don’t fall – I don’t know how to call from help
WHAT’S THE WORST THING ABOUT YOUR OFFICE PARTY?!- The office slut trying to hook up with everyone
- The guy who gets hammered and carried out every single time
- The guy who overly kisses everyone’s ass
- The bible thumper
- The “COMPANY PAID FOR THIS..” guy
- The I’ve Never Drank Before Guy
- The Name Mispronouncer
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In regards to Patricos cast that he says is over 30 lbs.
BULLSHIT!! Even if it is made out of plaster it probably isn’t more
then 10lbs. Now a days fibergless casts are the standard and a
short leg cast (what Patrico has) is no more then 3 or 4lbs, even
on his fat ass. Plaster is a little bit heavier but not that much
more. Have the Dr’s office weigh the cast after they take it off
for proof. I have gotten in many arguments with patients about this
and I have won the argument every time. I am an orthopedic tech and
I do this for a living.