In Today’s Crap on Celebs we have news about a Monkee dying and one of the Jersey Shore Cast Members is PREGNANT! Plus Target is pulling a Whitney Houston themed greeting card. GTFOH! Some trailers for Pirahnna 3DD and The Avengers. Plus we rock out your Crappy Birthdays and your PORNO BIRTHDAY!
Davy Jones from the Monkees past away yesterday. Your mom is probably very upset about this. To put it in perspective – it’s like if Justin Beiber died in 50 years. They basically started off as a fake Beatles knock off band but picked up some steam. They sing songs, “I’m A Believer” and “Daydream Believer.” Check out this clip of Davy Jones in the Brady Bunch.
Well – it’s official. Snooki is 3 months pregnant! Gross. Well – here is something that you can only find HERE on the Woody and Rizz show. It’s the Snooki Ultrasound picture. ONLY HERE! CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT!
Ghostbusters III may be just dead in the water. Apparently its all because of Bill Murray. Dan Akroyd says that Bill Murray is too busy relaxing and hanging out with his family and playing golf…which in all honesty…it’s relief!
PIRAHNNA 3DD TRAILER:
NEW AVENGERS TRAILER:
Patrick Stump (formerly of Fall Out Boy) is depressed. He wrote some giant blog post that is really depressing. Boo hoo. *TEARS* — Check it out HERE.
Brett Butler (from Grace Under Fire) will be on the new Charlie Sheen show called Anger Management. Neat!
NBC is working on some show with Dane Cook..it’s about a radio show. Neato! Sounds awful.
CRAPPY BDAYS:
–Justin Bieber – 18
–Ke$ha – 25 –
–-Jensen Ackles – 34
–MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR! – 38
–Jack Davenport – 39
–Chris Webber– 39
–Javier Bardem – 43
–George Eads – 45
–Tim Daly – 56
–RON HOWARD – 58 (Opie)
–ALAN THICKE! – 65
–DIRK BENEDICT! – 67
Nikki Sexx – 29 – Today’s bday girl has been stretched out more than a tiny shirt on a fat guy in 114 fine films including:
– Call of Booty
– How I F’d Your Mother
– Whale Tail’n 3
– Gloryhole Confessions Vol 2
– Asses of Face Destruction
– Desperate Housewhores
– Cream Plosions Vol 3
– Big ASs Anal Wreckage
– Toss My Salad Vol 4: Experience Matters
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