BUTT UGLY BITCHES GALLERY [PHOTOS]

Welcome to the BUTT UGLY BITCHES section of the Woody and Rizzuto blog! If you ever hear us talking about an ugly, disgusting bitch….this is the place you can find the photo. Prostitutes, hookers, crack whores, and just generally disgusting bitches beware…You may end up as a W.A.R Butt Ugly Bitch

 

MEET The Sea Hag

This was a combo B.U.B & Headline Hooshe….but the beauty in this story comes to us from Conch Key in the Florida Keys……62-year-old Carolyn Dukeshire (who is affectionately known around town by her nickname “the Sea Hag”) was arrested for murder, after she shot some dude over a beer. After the dude was shot…He was rushed to the hospital but ended up DYING from the gunshots. FOR SURE she is Headline Hooshe…and a PROUD member of the Butt Ugly Bitches Gallery!

MEET Ambrosia Riche
According to witnesses, Ambrosia had been seen wandering up and down the street just moments before the attack, trying to get into several cars. At one point, she jumped on the hood of a passing car but the driver managed to safely “shake her off.” Along came our victim… This poor guy was slowing down at a stop sign when Ambrosia lunged through an open back window and attacked, stabbing the guy numerous times in the head, chest and arm. He was able to scramble out of the car, but this nutty bitch was right on his heels, stabbing away. The victim suffered six stab wounds to the back of his head and two to his chest and arm before he was able to disarm Ambrosia. Bystanders rushed to help the guy, and Ambrosia was left standing in an intersection, ranting like a lunatic. She apparently had a bit of fight left in her when the cops got there wasn’t anything a Taser couldn’t take care of, though. She eventually carted off. Cosp later found her stash of meth scattered about in the roadway. The victim, by the way, will be fine. As for Ambrosia, she’s been ordered held on $100,000 bail. Butt ugly bitch? You make the call. That’s her in both of those pictures….On the LEFT: HER AT HER COURT DATE  and on the RIGHT HER BETTER DAYS

Meet Christina Marie Lopez

Christina Marie Lopez pleaded guilty Wednesday to attempted use of a child in a display of sexually explicit conduct. The issue came to light in December when the 42-year-old Lopez complained to police and media that a strip club had hired her underage daughter. Lopez’s daughter, now 18-year-old Nicole Madril, said her mother was not at the club to watch her dance. “It’s not like she came in there and got 50 lap dances from me,” said Madril. “She came in and gave me money so I could get myself something to eat.” Mom says: “The only thing I did was took my daughter money to eat on.” ((WHAT?!))  Detectives later arrested Lopez at her home. After entering her guilty plea on Wednesday, Lopez was sentenced to 3 years in prison, 3 years of post-prison supervision, and must register as a sex offender.

Meet PATRICIA KRENTCIL

44-year-old Patricia Krentcil is one of the TANNEST WOMEN we’ve ever seen.  She lives in Rizzuto’s home state of New Jersey……of course.  To try to describe her, I’d say it looks like a blonde woman who went swimming in a pool of chocolate…She was recently arrested and charged with child endangerment when her five-year-old daughter showed up to school with a SUNBURN . . . and told her friends that she, quote, “went tanning with mommy.” New Jersey State law bans children under the age of 14 from using a tanning facility.  The mom snuck the daughter into a tanning booth without the salon employees knowing.  Patricia says she didn’t take her five-year-old with her into a tanning booth . . . but did take her to the tanning salon.

Meet DAWN COWAN

In January, an undercover officer responded to an ad on Craigslist.com reportedly offering sexual services for money. According to reports, the officer negotiated a liason with a mother and daughter simultaneously during the call. “They agreed to have sex with an undercover detective for $40… mother and daughter,” police Sgt. Chris Fischer said.
The father, mother, and daughter were apprehended by police when they arrived at the hotel for the M-D session. With the recent indictment, Mark Napier, 53, is charged with promoting prostitution. His wife, Lorena Napier, 51, and their daughter, Dawn Cowan, 26, were arrested and charged with soliciting prostitution at the time of the hotel encounter. Police reported that they believe the family members were prostituting for cigarette money.

Meet SHANNON MCCLUNG:
Danbury police say they arrested a homeless couple for having sex on a public outdoor stage. 41-year-old Jonathan Price and 38-year-old Shannon McClung were charged Tuesday with breach of peace and public indecency. Authorities say an officer found them having sex on the Danbury Green on an outdoor pavilion stage shortly after 2 p.m. after police received several complaints. Police say several adult women were watching the couple.

Meet ROBIN JOHNSON:
Orange County deputies say 30-year-old Ian Summers knew Feisty the pit bull was dangerous, but that didn’t keep him from bringing a woman over to his house on Thursday morning. When Feisty turned on the woman, deputies say, Summers fled as the dog mauled her nearly to death. A deputy arriving at the home on 30th Street after the attack described seeing blood and human flesh in the living room, and drag marks from when witnesses pulled the woman to safety. Instead of helping the woman – the dude just burnt out and left her die! The guy was arrested and the dog will probably get put down.

Meet The WEREWOLF SISTERS:
India’s “werewolf sisters,” three young women afflicted with a rare genetic condition that causes them to be covered with thick hair from head to toe, are desperately seeking funds for laser surgery that will allow them to live normal lives. Savita Sangli, 23, Monisha Sangli, 18, and Savitra Sangli, 16 – who live in a small village outside Pune, Maharashtra – all inherited the disease from their father. GROSS!

Meet BRANDI FAVRE:
Brandi Favre, the sister of a certain future Hall of Famer was arrested when police raided a condominium that contained a meth lab. Cops have now released the mug shot of this 34-year old

Meet SUSAN BACKLINIE

She was a stuntwoman who specialized in swimming and animal training and is most known as the skinny dipper in JAWS who ended up as one of the shark’s first victims. She even posed for Penthouse in January 1973. Today she’s 65-years-old…..and time HAS NOT been kind. — was spotted at a convention in New Jersey, acting swimmingly. Ooh-Fa!

Meet SINEAD O’CONNOR:

So Sinead O’Connor wants to be in Playboy. Seriously – she is a disgusting pig. Gross. She says, quote, “There’s so much I [would have] liked to do when I was younger and I was too miserable and Irish. A ‘Playboy’shoot is on my bucket list.”And I like the idea of doing some interview in weird sex gear, talking about something really serious. The economy!”You can talk about serious issues while you’re buck naked. On all fours in your dog collar!”

Meet MRS ZHANG
A 101-year-old woman in China has baffled doctors after growing a huge goat-like horn on her forehead. Her son said: “At first we didn’t pay too much attention to it.” ((DUDE – IT’S AN EFFIN HORN!)) Its believe to be made up of keratin — the protein found in fingernails — and are typically seen in elderly people who have had prolonged exposure to sunlight. “Now something is also growing on the right side of her forehead — it’s quite possible that it’s another horn.” GROSS!

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3 Responses to BUTT UGLY BITCHES GALLERY [PHOTOS]

  1. war1057 says:

    Weird…every one of the last posts coming from the SAME EXACT IP address. Hmmmm….

  2. Latrrocius Johnson says:

    Any of us Obama supporters (men and women) would gladly and lovingly do any one of them, including oral.

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